Conquer Club

tdans: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
alex951: Yeah, Alex as in Alexandra.
tdans: Have you ever seen a gun?
alex951: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
tdans: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
alex951: hehe, of course baby.
tdans: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
alex951: Ohh, it's so big.
tdans: Yeah, what you want to do?
alex951: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
tdans: It likes that.
alex951: aight.
tdans: Keep talking to me baby...
alex951: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
tdans: Mmmm, daddy like.
alex951: I unzip my pants...
tdans: Yes, show me what you got.
alex951: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
tdans: WTF?!
alex951: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
tdans: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
alex951: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
tdans: You dipshit.
alex951: I whimper to myself...
alex951: please don't shoot me Mr.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Holy snitzzle.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude like where did you get this?? HHAHAa

this is so funny

Uh oh. If jefjef sees this, then there's going to be a brawl.


STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!

Army of GOD wrote:Uh oh. If jefjef sees this, then there's going to be a brawl.


CAGE MATCH!!!

PERSONAL FOUL, UNNECESSARY THREAD. 15 YARD PENALTY.

I thought it went like this:

tdans: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
alex951: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
tdans: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
alex951: haha, ok lets go.
alex951: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
tdans: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
alex951: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
alex951: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
alex951: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
alex951: stop, cmon be serious.
tdans: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
tdans: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
alex951: thats it.
tdans: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
tdans: Goddam am I hard now.

-Milk Juggs

i think tdans just cybered with a he/she...that was no slip buddy.

that is why alex is on my foe list. cuz i cant figure out if it is a guy or a girl?

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people say guy, i think girl. look at the avatar. could be a gf, tho...

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hahaha3hahaha wrote:OK if we cannot agree on what sex he/she is, then we have to declare he/she as a shemale.

shemale's usually aren't so young, surgery at such young age is dangerous. It's either a very feminine looking guy, or just a girl who spends a lot of time on CC and the forum, which is suspicious and uncommon behavior for a girl.

happy2seeyou wrote:I thought it went like this:

tdans: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
alex951: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
tdans: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
alex951: haha, ok lets go.
alex951: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
tdans: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
alex951: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
alex951: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
alex951: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
alex951: stop, cmon be serious.
tdans: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
tdans: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
alex951: thats it.
tdans: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
tdans: Goddam am I hard now.

-Milk Juggs

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on CC.

vodean wrote:people say guy, i think girl. look at the avatar. could be a gf, tho...

The avatar is Boxxy. If you don't know Boxxy do a youtube search. You can't really use this to determine If alex951 is male of female.

MrMoody wrote:

vodean wrote:people say guy, i think girl. look at the avatar. could be a gf, tho...

The avatar is Boxxy. If you don't know Boxxy do a youtube search. You can't really use this to determine If alex951 is male of female.

boxxy is very strange.

You guys are overlooking the possibility that alex951 may very well be a hermaphrodite, that would explain why tdans was so upset when this info got out

alex951 is a futanari?

natty_dread wrote:alex951 is a futanari?

who knows

Big Whiskey: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
alex951: Aight.
Big Whiskey: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
alex951: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Big Whiskey.
Big Whiskey: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
alex951: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Big Whiskey: Me too baby.
alex951: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Big Whiskey: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
alex951: Hey...
Big Whiskey: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
alex951: Funny I still don't see it.
Big Whiskey: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
alex951: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Big Whiskey: Don't f*ck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Big Whiskey: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
alex951: Don't ever message me again you bag.
Big Whiskey: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Big Whiskey: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Big Whiskey: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Big Whiskey: Baby?

alex951: Ok, are you ready?
David_Wain: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
alex951: I like watching your games.
David_Wain: huh huh, yeah, I do it for the ladies.
alex951: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
alex951: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
David_Wain: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
alex951: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
David_Wain: Oh shit
alex951: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna make a report in C&A and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
David_Wain: Oh shit
David_Wain: damn I gotta write down your names or something

LMFAO
Funniest Lines:
"Don't f*ck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."
"I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite."

its not funny anymore. those last 2 were not funny.

Repeatedness is the death of funnyness.

Good grief... HAHHAHA wow..

natty_dread wrote:Repeatedness is the death of funnyness.

... how long before somebody tells me where and when repeatedness got invented?