Conquer Club

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:36 pm**

We all know the format (I hope), so we can take one line each and put the number of that line down to keep it easy to follow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks

-edit- And whoever gets the fifth line starts the next one.

I'll start us off with...

There once was a general from Persia, (1)

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:37 pm**

who like to drink lots of ambrosia. (2)

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:38 pm**

He often sat upside down, (3)

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:39 pm**

On his arse sat his crown (4)

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:23 pm**

Now he suffers from frequent amnesia. (5)

Next one: Ther once was a man from Japan (1)

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:29 pm**

Who looked as weak as a lamb (2)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:13 am**

And he squealed like a pig (3)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:15 am**

Whilst he danced a jig 4

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:19 am**

By the way, have you met Supercram? (5)

In war you should always be wary, (1)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:23 am**

and Asia can often be hairy, (2)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:33 am**

The slightest mistake (3)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:34 am**

Will get your arse raped (4)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:41 am**

by the stache, which is really quite scary(5)

next
There once was a mod named Wicked(1)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:12 am**

Who was classed as a national exhibit (2)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:22 am**

he went out one night (3)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:15 am**

and she got in a fight...

-X

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:40 am**

and is now bound to a sickbed.(5)

There was a bald swede from Stockholm...(1)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:01 pm**

Who spent all his money on a comb [2]

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:39 pm**

he liked going to strip clubs (3)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:03 pm**

And drinking in pubs (4)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:32 pm**

and picking fights with his lawn gnome (5)

There once was a man who loved pie. (1)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:29 pm**

With every bite, he let out a sigh. (2)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:32 pm**

Lord Canti wrote:and picking fights with his lawn knome (5)

There once was a man who loved pie. (1)

gnome?

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:38 pm**

There once was a man who loved pie. (1)

With every bite, he let out a sigh. (2)

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:49 pm**

But one fateful day, [3]

Conquer Club

Limericks - add one line

Limericks - add one line

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