Conquer Club

Only rule here is You can't call soccer football, cause football is played by real men in the US, not Euro pansy soccer trash. GO BEARS in Superbowl XLI.


Soccer is a slow, boring, pointless game. 1-0 is a blowout, that just says it all. Maybe soccer players could use their hands if they weren't so sore and mangled from jacking off all the time, cause god knows with their ugly mugs, they can't get women.

GO CHIEFS

you tosspot football is not a slow game look at american football it stops every 30 seconds a 1 hour game takes 3 fucking hours you prick what are you going on about. a football game takes less than 2 hours with 15 minutes of half time. that is just with 90 minutes of play.
NOW f*ck OFF

f*ck off Jamie. if you don't like soccer keep it to yourself you don't need to spam our threads and start polls about how bad it is. you must be an immature teenager angry because you got kicked of the soccer team for smoking pot.

First you come and spam out thread, now you loadmouth about how bad the sport is. We haven't done anything about your games, yet we can't talk about ours. FOOTBALL is the best. U say we are pansies but look at all the pads you wear. Rugby is not as voilent but at least your not wrapped up like a present.

GO HAWKS!!!!!

Whatever.

The World = football fans.

The US = fat people running into each other while wearing protective cushions fans.

The rest of the world is more intelligent than you, that's why we prefer sports that involve skill rather than weight. Doesn't bother me that you can't understand it.. neither can chimps.

now that ain't true.....every person has to memorize a book full of plays....called a playbook. now if you can't tell that by watching a game, then stick with ur primitive futbol....but if you want some adrenaline pumping fun, go play some football, of the american variety

Playbook = Different ways to run into each other. And this makes me wrong because..?

I hate soccer... when my team losses.

American "football" should be called American handball. The ball is passed using hands and just sometimes is kicked by a retarded guy that plays like 40 seconds during all the match

But american football is at least a bit interesting. What I really cant understand is, what type of suffering can be greater than watch a baseball match? Baseball is the most stupid sport in the whole world... chess... or even cricket has more adrenaline

lozzini wrote:First you come and spam out thread, now you loadmouth about how bad the sport is. We haven't done anything about your games, yet we can't talk about ours. FOOTBALL is the best. U say we are pansies but look at all the pads you wear. Rugby is not as voilent but at least your not wrapped up like a present.

Those pads keep them from killing eachother. Men would die every week if not for that protection. When the NFL was first formed in 1920, it was not uncommon for deaths to occur, though the men were smaller then, so they only happened ever 2-3 years, but they still happened. Imagine what would happen today, if 220 lb runningbacks kept getting hit by 300 lb lineman with no pads on. Or the QB getting tackled by blitzers. There's a reason they play only one game a week. That is all the human body can endure.

P Gizzle wrote:GO HAWKS!!!!!

You have a Colts logo for an Avatar, who just happen to be in the Superbowl six days from now, and you are saying "GO HAWKS!!!!!" What's up with that?

Jamie wrote:

P Gizzle wrote:GO HAWKS!!!!!

You have a Colts logo for an Avatar, who just happen to be in the Superbowl six days from now, and you are saying "GO HAWKS!!!!!" What's up with that?

because i have been rooting for the colts, after the hawks got out.....im very upset, don't bring up that game

and a playbook is different ways to move around so you can get the ball and run, thus making it more complex than futbol

so everything is from the book...theres no improvisation like there is in proper football

no, there's audibles which is basically improv.....there's tons of improv, you just can't tell from watching it

Soccer is the best sport in the world...

if you like gay midget porn, and you've lived in poverty all your life.

The only tallent you need to succeed in soccer is stamina. If you can kick a ball worth a shit, than you'll likely be on the starting roster. The most physically tuned athletes in the world are professional swimmers, and then footballers. Soccer players are far down the list, under archery and chess.

this is quickly going to turn into a flame wars thread

Marvaddin wrote:I hate soccer... when my team losses.

American "football" should be called American handball. The ball is passed using hands and just sometimes is kicked by a retarded guy that plays like 40 seconds during all the match

But american football is at least a bit interesting. What I really cant understand is, what type of suffering can be greater than watch a baseball match? Baseball is the most stupid sport in the whole world... chess... or even cricket has more adrenaline

Baseball is a great sport. Just because your too busy playing with little children doesnt mean that it is boring. As for soccer, it is the biggest pansy sport ever. The only way to score is to pretend you got fouled so you get a penalty kick. No wonder European Basketball players are such good flopers. Soccer is a socialist game played by Socialist people, not like football, the greatest sport in the world. For those of you who think it takes no skill, i dare you to show up to one practice at the HIGH SCHOOL level and see how much skill it takes. Soccer is just glorified Cross Country, and played by fags and Men with penis envy. sorry if ive been a little ranty.

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Marvaddin wrote:I hate soccer... when my team losses.

American "football" should be called American handball. The ball is passed using hands and just sometimes is kicked by a retarded guy that plays like 40 seconds during all the match

But american football is at least a bit interesting. What I really cant understand is, what type of suffering can be greater than watch a baseball match? Baseball is the most stupid sport in the whole world... chess... or even cricket has more adrenaline

Baseball is a great sport. Just because your too busy playing with little children doesnt mean that it is boring. As for soccer, it is the biggest pansy sport ever. The only way to score is to pretend you got fouled so you get a penalty kick. No wonder European Basketball players are such good flopers. Soccer is a socialist game played by Socialist people, not like football, the greatest sport in the world. For those of you who think it takes no skill, i dare you to show up to one practice at the HIGH SCHOOL level and see how much skill it takes. Soccer is just glorified Cross Country, and played by fags and Men with penis envy. sorry if ive been a little ranty.

agreed, except baseball is the best

P Gizzle wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Marvaddin wrote:I hate soccer... when my team losses.

American "football" should be called American handball. The ball is passed using hands and just sometimes is kicked by a retarded guy that plays like 40 seconds during all the match

But american football is at least a bit interesting. What I really cant understand is, what type of suffering can be greater than watch a baseball match? Baseball is the most stupid sport in the whole world... chess... or even cricket has more adrenaline

Baseball is a great sport. Just because your too busy playing with little children doesnt mean that it is boring. As for soccer, it is the biggest pansy sport ever. The only way to score is to pretend you got fouled so you get a penalty kick. No wonder European Basketball players are such good flopers. Soccer is a socialist game played by Socialist people, not like football, the greatest sport in the world. For those of you who think it takes no skill, i dare you to show up to one practice at the HIGH SCHOOL level and see how much skill it takes. Soccer is just glorified Cross Country, and played by fags and Men with penis envy. sorry if ive been a little ranty.

agreed, except baseball is the best

yeah, too play. Of course I could be saying this cause baseballs my best sport. I gotta say I like watching football better

millej11 wrote:.... The most physically tuned athletes in the world are professional swimmers, and then footballers. Soccer players are far down the list, under archery and chess.

I disagree. The most physically tuned athletes are probably triathletes or some of the cyclists on the pro European circuit. Look at how tough the Tour De France is, I can't think of a single sporting event that can touch it and it's not the only three week tour in the calendar.

American football players are on a par with rugby players and boxers, and footballers are not that far under those.

Genghis Khant wrote:

millej11 wrote:.... The most physically tuned athletes in the world are professional swimmers, and then footballers. Soccer players are far down the list, under archery and chess.

I disagree. The most physically tuned athletes are probably triathletes or some of the cyclists on the pro European circuit. Look at how tough the Tour De France is, I can't think of a single sporting event that can touch it and it's not the only three week tour in the calendar.

I dont know about on the pro level, but my friends in High School who play Water Polo are the most fit people I know.

millej11 wrote:Soccer is the best sport in the world...

if you like gay midget porn, and you've lived in poverty all your life.

LOL! That is so true

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

P Gizzle wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Marvaddin wrote:I hate soccer... when my team losses.

American "football" should be called American handball. The ball is passed using hands and just sometimes is kicked by a retarded guy that plays like 40 seconds during all the match

But american football is at least a bit interesting. What I really cant understand is, what type of suffering can be greater than watch a baseball match? Baseball is the most stupid sport in the whole world... chess... or even cricket has more adrenaline

Baseball is a great sport. Just because your too busy playing with little children doesnt mean that it is boring. As for soccer, it is the biggest pansy sport ever. The only way to score is to pretend you got fouled so you get a penalty kick. No wonder European Basketball players are such good flopers. Soccer is a socialist game played by Socialist people, not like football, the greatest sport in the world. For those of you who think it takes no skill, i dare you to show up to one practice at the HIGH SCHOOL level and see how much skill it takes. Soccer is just glorified Cross Country, and played by fags and Men with penis envy. sorry if ive been a little ranty.

agreed, except baseball is the best

yeah, too play. Of course I could be saying this cause baseballs my best sport. I gotta say I like watching football better

and cuz da M's suck but the hawks r better

I agree that baseball is the more fun sport to play. But football is the best to watch.