Conquer Club

Ever since I was 13, all my girlfriends have had smelly feet.

My feet don't smell. What's the deal with me bitches plates of meat?

she's obviously cheating on you. smelly feet are one of the earliest symptoms.

There are people with feet that don't smell??

Pedronicus wrote:Ever since I was 13, all my girlfriends have had smelly feet.

Why talk about me like that?!

I heard bathing helps

BigBallinStalin wrote:I heard bathing helps

BATHING IS FOR COMMUNISTS!

I've heard that British wimminz are somewhat lacking in hygiene. I of course don't take such rumors seriously but now you give me pause for thought. I myself have never had a girlfriend with stanky feet. If i did i would of course tell her "bitch, go wash your stanky feet". I do not mince words when it comes to personal hygiene.


Honibaz

Well she can't wrestle, but you should see... um wait.... wrong thread.

Maybe you don't think your feet smell because you're used to the smell. Honestly I think everyone has smelly feet to some extent.

Bitch go wash your stankass feet.


Honibaz

I find your questions about my mother both impertinent and presumptious.

My feet smell like victory and sexiness.

possibly because they don't wear socks! or possibly because you're picking them up outside of a sally bash hostel pedro?

i believe all women should shower twice a day as i like them to smell fresh and be ready for some tongue action at any given moment. most women don't though, but if you can get over the initial slight whiff their natural wetness will soon cleanse the vagina itself. then you can make it stink again.

King Doctor wrote:I find your questions about my mother both impertinent and presumptious.

ditto

billy07 wrote:possibly because they don't wear socks! or possibly because you're picking them up outside of a sally bash hostel pedro?

i believe all women should shower twice a day as i like them to smell fresh and be ready for some tongue action at any given moment. most women don't though, but if you can get over the initial slight whiff their natural wetness will soon cleanse the vagina itself. then you can make it stink again.

My right foot was mangled in a bike wreck so i wear flip flops in the summer and go barefoot around the house. If i go somewhere on my bike i wear boots, but otherwise i'm barefoot. Going barefoot causes your feet to stink less because they get more air and don't sweat as much. Are you daft?

Shower twice a day?? Whathefuck? If i find a woman desirable i want to enjoy her scent. I don't want her when she's freshly showered - i want to smell her, not soap. I'm speaking of course about a woman who meets up to the Honibaz standards of femininity and succulence, not your typical limey guttersnipe. Good luck there with the two showers - personally i'd opt for at least a half pint of Cuervo.

Btw, showering twice a day does not kill crabs.


Honibaz

b.k. barunt wrote:My right foot was mangled in a bike wreck so i wear flip flops in the summer and go barefoot around the house. If i go somewhere on my bike i wear boots, but otherwise i'm barefoot. Going barefoot causes your feet to stink less because they get more air and don't sweat as much. Are you daft?

Shower twice a day?? Whathefuck? If i find a woman desirable i want to enjoy her scent. I don't want her when she's freshly showered - i want to smell her, not soap. I'm speaking of course about a woman who meets up to the Honibaz standards of femininity and succulence, not your typical limey guttersnipe. Good luck there with the two showers - personally i'd opt for at least a half pint of Cuervo.

Btw, showering twice a day does not kill crabs.


Honibaz

Post of the year - 2010

If my foot was mangled in a bike wreck, I'd wear boots that kept my foot together, instead of wearing flip-flops, where bit of your foot might be left behind.

If your wearing flip flops now that your mangled foot is much better, have you got a specialist flip-flop manufacturer to make a BK design, where the little bit that goes between your big toe and next is positioned 3 toes across because that's where your big toe is now.

We want photos of your mangled foot mate (and photos of your specialist flip-flop design)

Pedronicus wrote:If my foot was mangled in a bike wreck, I'd wear boots that kept my foot together, instead of wearing flip-flops, where bit of your foot might be left behind.

If your wearing flip flops now that your mangled foot is much better, have you got a specialist flip-flop manufacturer to make a BK design, where the little bit that goes between your big toe and next is positioned 3 toes across because that's where your big toe is now.

We want photos of your mangled foot mate (and photos of your specialist flip-flop design)

It's not really that hideous looking, and the toes are all there. The ankle and heel were shattered and the ankle bone is all on one side. I have two screws holding it all together and i walk with a cane for any distance over a block or so. I can't leap tall buildings with a single bound anymore but after a few drinks i'm good enough on the dance floor to be accused of faking my disability.

Sorry no pics. I don't do cameras. Any pics of the barunt have to be taken by someone else.


Honibaz

You could...Idk...Try changing your socks out and not wear the same shoes everyday?

b.k. barunt wrote:

billy07 wrote:possibly because they don't wear socks! or possibly because you're picking them up outside of a sally bash hostel pedro?

i believe all women should shower twice a day as i like them to smell fresh and be ready for some tongue action at any given moment. most women don't though, but if you can get over the initial slight whiff their natural wetness will soon cleanse the vagina itself. then you can make it stink again.

My right foot was mangled in a bike wreck so i wear flip flops in the summer and go barefoot around the house. If i go somewhere on my bike i wear boots, but otherwise i'm barefoot. Going barefoot causes your feet to stink less because they get more air and don't sweat as much. Are you daft?

Shower twice a day?? Whathefuck? If i find a woman desirable i want to enjoy her scent. I don't want her when she's freshly showered - i want to smell her, not soap. I'm speaking of course about a woman who meets up to the Honibaz standards of femininity and succulence, not your typical limey guttersnipe. Good luck there with the two showers - personally i'd opt for at least a half pint of Cuervo.

Btw, showering twice a day does not kill crabs.


Honibaz

i have never owned a pair of flip flops but if i wear trainers without socks my feet sweat....so i assumed this was why pedro's women had sweaty feet.

i'd love to know what the honibaz standards are for a woman? lets face it, with your mangled foot, no job and your addiction to spending all your waking hours flaming mongoloids i can barely see them queueing up outside your trailer. maybe in cloud cuckoo land a woman finds these attributes very attractive? amirite?

Potential TOTY contender.

I'd take some slightly smelly feet over the yeti-sized clodhoppers my woman has. When her legs are in the air and I got her by the ankles it looks like I'm practicing semiphore.

Pedronicus wrote:If my foot was mangled in a bike wreck, I'd wear boots that kept my foot together, instead of wearing flip-flops, where bit of your foot might be left behind.

No, you're thinking of leprosy.

King Doctor wrote:

Pedronicus wrote:If my foot was mangled in a bike wreck, I'd wear boots that kept my foot together, instead of wearing flip-flops, where bit of your foot might be left behind.

No, you're thinking of leprosy.

See, that's why this forum needs a doctor... Thanks Doc

billy07 wrote:
i have never owned a pair of flip flops but if i wear trainers without socks my feet sweat....so i assumed this was why pedro's women had sweaty feet.

i'd love to know what the honibaz standards are for a woman? lets face it, with your mangled foot, no job and your addiction to spending all your waking hours flaming mongoloids i can barely see them queueing up outside your trailer. maybe in cloud cuckoo land a woman finds these attributes very attractive? amirite?

Tis true that i'm not the man i once was, and yes i have a crooked foot. It is also a sad fact of life that beautiful wimminz are no longer clamoring for my tighty whities. I do however have what some would call a "trophy wife" that i acquired before getting crippled up and retiring, and she is still conforming to the Honibaz standards of excellence that many wimminz half her age cannot. You should be so lucky.


Honibaz