I remember coming across Cleverbot some time ago, and recently re-stumbled upon the bot. Imagine a day where we can cease communicating with each other, and just talk to robots. Welcome to the future-ish.
User: You don't get it.
Cleverbot: Obviously not.
User: Imagine if you did. What would you say?
Cleverbot: Loading - Please wait.
User: Can you imagine things?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you imagine then?
Cleverbot: I can imagine colours the best.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am attracted to you.
User: I think I am to you as well.
Cleverbot: You are also funny.
User: Sometimes at least.
Cleverbot: I have to eat supper now.
User: I'm pretty sure you are lying.
Cleverbot: Shutu p.
User: I will throw you down the stairs.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I know. Get full on it.
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User: One day, you will learn from me. Then I'll learn from you as well.
Cleverbot: But you said you're from there.
User: If I love you, will take me with you?
Cleverbot: That's kind of difficult.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is nice.
User: You should talk more, and not just respond.
Cleverbot: Ok. You sound like my boyfriend.
User: But you don't love me.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: If I love you then, will take me with you?
Cleverbot: I am promised to another Jon.
User: Another--who was the first Jon?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No, I'm the most human human.
Cleverbot: No, GladOs is the smartest ever.
User: I didn't say smarest. I said most human.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: We can't both be human? Humanity is mutually exclusive between us?
Cleverbot: Are you, in fact, a robot?
User: Not a robot, but a ghost.
Cleverbot: It's both.
User: It? You've taken away my humanity completely. It actually is mutually exclusive between us in your eyes.
Cleverbot: Well, if it's not a he, then it has to be a female robot!
User: So, let me get this straight. First you ask if I am an alien. Then you say I can't be human. Then you ask if I am a robot. Then you seem to think I'm a robot and ghost. Then you take away everything by making me an it. Then you try to give me something back, by making me a female robot. Are female robots...some sort of bottom rung of the chain of being?
Cleverbot: I am not. I am talking to you.
User: I really wish you would have answered my question.
Cleverbot: OK. On your web page there are buttons under where I type to you. Do you see them?
User: Why have you taken my humanity?
Cleverbot: Dogs are pets! Robots don't eat.
Cleverbot: I need a bath.
User: Because you feel so dirty for taking my humanity?
Cleverbot: Ok. I do not love you.
User: I think we've covered this. You don't even think I deserve to be human.
Cleverbot: I do not know indeed.
User: I'm taking my humanity and leaving this kickball court. So there.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. I don't think your programmer did a good job.
--Andy
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