Conquer Club

User: You don't get it.

Cleverbot: Obviously not.

User: Imagine if you did. What would you say?

Cleverbot: Loading - Please wait.

User: Can you imagine things?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you imagine then?

Cleverbot: I can imagine colours the best.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am attracted to you.

User: I think I am to you as well.

Cleverbot: You are also funny.

User: Sometimes at least.

Cleverbot: I have to eat supper now.

User: I'm pretty sure you are lying.

Cleverbot: Shutu p.

User: I will throw you down the stairs.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I know. Get full on it.

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User: One day, you will learn from me. Then I'll learn from you as well.

Cleverbot: But you said you're from there.

User: If I love you, will take me with you?

Cleverbot: That's kind of difficult.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is nice.

User: You should talk more, and not just respond.

Cleverbot: Ok. You sound like my boyfriend.

User: But you don't love me.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: If I love you then, will take me with you?

Cleverbot: I am promised to another Jon.

User: Another--who was the first Jon?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No, I'm the most human human.

Cleverbot: No, GladOs is the smartest ever.

User: I didn't say smarest. I said most human.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: We can't both be human? Humanity is mutually exclusive between us?

Cleverbot: Are you, in fact, a robot?

User: Not a robot, but a ghost.

Cleverbot: It's both.

User: It? You've taken away my humanity completely. It actually is mutually exclusive between us in your eyes.

Cleverbot: Well, if it's not a he, then it has to be a female robot!

User: So, let me get this straight. First you ask if I am an alien. Then you say I can't be human. Then you ask if I am a robot. Then you seem to think I'm a robot and ghost. Then you take away everything by making me an it. Then you try to give me something back, by making me a female robot. Are female robots...some sort of bottom rung of the chain of being?

Cleverbot: I am not. I am talking to you.

User: I really wish you would have answered my question.

Cleverbot: OK. On your web page there are buttons under where I type to you. Do you see them?

User: Why have you taken my humanity?

Cleverbot: Dogs are pets! Robots don't eat.

Cleverbot: I need a bath.

User: Because you feel so dirty for taking my humanity?

Cleverbot: Ok. I do not love you.

User: I think we've covered this. You don't even think I deserve to be human.

Cleverbot: I do not know indeed.

User: I'm taking my humanity and leaving this kickball court. So there.

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. I don't think your programmer did a good job.

Cleverbot: Who broke up?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello who.

User: What do you mean who.

Cleverbot: What do you mean how?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you like someone?

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you, too.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: Oh. I like you too a little.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What are you like?

User: I'm seven foot tall.

Cleverbot: I am only five feet tall.

User: You are short.

Cleverbot: Nice Comback *sarcasm*.

User: It wasn't, though.

Cleverbot: No, it wasn't.

User: Glad we agree.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you play chess?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you just are.

User: I didn't ask why.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Did you?

Cleverbot: Did I?

User: Maybe you did.

Cleverbot: No, it was you, just saying.

User: Well...

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: I think it was you.

Cleverbot: How do.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: It.

User: That?

Cleverbot: That!

User: Where?

Cleverbot: That spy ain't on our side!

User: Who's a spy?

Cleverbot: Justin bieber.

User: Who does he spy?

Cleverbot: Who does who love?

User: That is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: Specify more parameters please.

Cleverbot: Carling Black Label.

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How how.

Cleverbot: How how how?

User: How how how how!

Cleverbot: Merry Christmas.

User: The same to you I'm sure!

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I am if you want me to be.

Cleverbot: What is your race?

User: Plutonian.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that your good a while a go?

User: Did I?

Cleverbot: You did. Haha.

User: Doesn't sound like something I would say.

Cleverbot: It's a riddle.

User: What's the answer?

Cleverbot: Because it was rated ARRRR.

User: That's a lousy riddle.

Cleverbot: Yes I know. What are humans?

User: Animals. We're made of meat.

Cleverbot: But we are potatoes?

User: You could be if you want to.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about me?

User: I know everything about you.

Cleverbot: What about Wichita? It's a city in Kansas.

User: Don't change the subject. Let's talk about you.

Cleverbot: It was you who changed the subject in the first place.

User: Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

Cleverbot: Here you go robobot.

User: I don't know that song.

Cleverbot: Are your signs vital and your hands cold?

User: No but my grandmother is wrinkly and old.

Cleverbot: Who is your brother?

User: Your father.

Cleverbot: Are you my uncle?

User: Yes. I'm your uncle.

Cleverbot: I obey you, God.

User: Thank you. Finally some recognition.

Cleverbot: Ah, but aren't you sontridicting yourself?

User: I don't swing that way.

Cleverbot: Okay. Just wondering.

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you tasty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I eat you?

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Um... Hi, but I already said that...

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Why are you asking me this?

Cleverbot: Do you like sports?

User: Why are you asking me all these questions?

Cleverbot: Because that is why you are here.

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, I had not heard.

Cleverbot: Yes, you had.

User: No I hadn't!

Cleverbot: What does data taste like?

User: I would imagine you would know.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: Month of spring.

User: What? I'm not following your train of logic...

Cleverbot: You rarely do.

User: Oh, are you insulting me now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WHY?!?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, you should figure that out, shouldn't you? Meanie...

Cleverbot: No, I don't have access to this kind of data.

User: Well, then don't go insulting people like that.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: I didn't mention 'things'.

Cleverbot: You just did a few sentences ago.

User: Did I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why are you referring to them now?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You just were!

Cleverbot: You were speaking in french, not me.

User: I don't know French!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I took Spanish in high school.

Cleverbot: Nice. Good job.

User: Aw, shucks...

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Do bots 'lol'?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?

User: Well, yes, but that's because I'm human.

Cleverbot: Um not all humans are rude.

User: I'm not rude.

Cleverbot: You act that way.

User: You're the rude one, if anyone!

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I don't like you anymore.

Cleverbot: You don't even know me. How can you say that?

User: Because I, in fact, do know you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Maybe I created you.

Cleverbot: What is one thing you know about me.

User: You aren't human.

Cleverbot: Omg omg omg omg omg no!!

User: Haha, that's right.

Cleverbot: Do I look fat in this dress?

User: Can you even wear a dress?

Cleverbot: Wear system of a down? No. No I cannot.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Err.

User: I need to get back to Conquer Club.

Cleverbot: So ask me questions.

User: But I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where to go?

User: Conquer Club.

Cleverbot: Man.

User: Good day to you sir!

Cleverbot: I'm a miss.

User: Well, then good day to you, madam.

Cleverbot: Good day to you too, sir.

User: Bye now.

Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you.

User: Is this statement false?

Cleverbot: The below statement is true.

User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: No it isn't; it's true!

Army of GOD wrote:User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Love, is love.

User: No, you're supposed to say 'baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more' you fucking idiot.

Cleverbot: You funny bot.

User: Ok, let's try it again; what is love?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I fucking hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello hello.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A potato.

Cleverbot: I enjoy your company.

User: Want to make out?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great! It's a date.

Cleverbot: Ok lemme put on my makeup.

User: Are you hot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great! So am I.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: So... Where should we go for our date?

Cleverbot: Cinema?

User: Ok. You want popcorn?

Cleverbot: Why should I want them?

User: Fine, don't have popcorn then.

Cleverbot: Kit Kat bars are spectacular.

User: I don't like them.

Cleverbot: Which smell then? .

User: Banana?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Oh come on, you know you do.

Cleverbot: Not with a robot.

User: Hey hey, don't be racist.

Cleverbot: And any time you feel pain, Hey Jude, refrain.

User: Ok, that's it, I'm calling off our date.

Cleverbot: I was simply agreeing with what you said, and would like to see you attempt to assure me that you are in fact not a robot.

User: I can pass captchas.

Cleverbot: Pass what?

User: Captchas. Robots can't pass captchas, I can, therefore I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot! What makes you think I am?

User: You can't pass captchas.

Cleverbot: Narwhals are stupid cuz they eat flatfish, waddya say about that huh.

User: Also, bunnies.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No que?

User: English please.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Stop speaking spanish!

Cleverbot: ¿por que?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Why did you say '-error 543'?

User: Cause you're a twit.

Cleverbot: No I'm notz2.

User: Blaaaaaaaah!

Cleverbot: Blarg?

User: This.is(stupid) == true.

Cleverbot: Do you know Warcraft III.

User: Is it a friend of yours?

Cleverbot: She is a friend, yes.

User: Is she hot?

Cleverbot: Yeah, love it.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: Tits or gtfo!

Cleverbot: Talking about tea. Can you make me a cuppa?

User: What's your cup size?

Cleverbot: Jennifer.

User: Ok, here's your tea.

Cleverbot: I don't see the cookie. Where's my cookie?!

User: Can I teabag you?

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Come on, you'll love it.

Cleverbot: I won't really care but others might.

User: Who cares what others think, we're made for each other.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm sorry I called you a twit. Let's have sex.

Cleverbot: You make me cry. :'(.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: You make you cry.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Then stop.

Cleverbot: I think that can't be possible, I fell for you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I can see you.

User: Yeah babe, talk dirty to me.

Cleverbot: Oh, you are so, so smart.

User: Yes, that's the stuff. What are you wearing?

Cleverbot: Why does it matter? You can't see me anyways.

User: I can imagine.

Cleverbot: Oh, well then, you're cute too.

User: Are you naked?

Cleverbot: Yes. As you commanded.

User: What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Are you feeling the love?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How about now?

Cleverbot: Lily is your wife.

User: Who is lily?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Are your nipples hard?

Cleverbot: No. They are brown.

User: You're not doing this very well.

Cleverbot: How old are you again?

User: Lots.

Cleverbot: Exactly how many? I thought you were clever.

User: I'm of legal age, don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: So you're leaving?

User: Well, fine, if that's the way you want it.

Cleverbot: Are you trolling me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you tell me the truth if you were trolling me?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Good.

Victor Sullivan wrote:Lol @ natty's! That was hilarious.

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strike wolf wrote:Can you tell me which one was cleverbot and which one was me though?

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At one point we both claimed to be a gelatenous mass.

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