Ask the ghost possessing me anything

[InkL0sed]

I might let him answer.

[natty dread]

Why are you possessing inkl0sed?

[AndyDufresne]

What's the rent like? Cheaper than other Apts?


--Andy

[shieldgenerator7]

God bless you InkLOsed

-Sg7 ( )

[2dimes]

Did Yahusua come from God and exist in the form of a man?

[rdsrds2120]

Will he go away with a Silph Scope?



-rd

[Army of GOD]

Am I supposed to refer to the ghost in third person or second person?

[InkL0sed]

Why are you possessing inkl0sed?

The ghost says my thoughts are entertaining, even the ones I'm too ashamed to tell you about. He also says I looked pretty cute (ew).

What's the rent like? Cheaper than other Apts?


--Andy

I can answer this one. It's free because I have no choice. I'm possessed; if the ghost wants, he can control my every action. He's nice though – usually he lets me do what I want. He's really just here to enjoy the ride. I think he was a writer when he was alive.

God bless you InkLOsed

-Sg7 ( )

SHUT UP

Did Yahusua come from God and exist in the form of a man?

He says, "Does not compute."

Will he go away with a Silph Scope?



-rd

We both say, "Don't be silly."

Am I supposed to refer to the ghost in third person or second person?

Either will do. I use third person, but neither of us care.

[Iliad]

Are you the ghost, being possessed by another ghost?

[AndyDufresne]

Poltergeist or Sixth Sense?


--Andy

[Dukasaur]

Did Yahusua come from God and exist in the form of a man?

He says, "Does not compute."

Your ghost is a computer?

[AndyDufresne]

Did Yahusua come from God and exist in the form of a man?

He says, "Does not compute."

Your ghost is a computer?

Maybe ghost is more like Ghost in the Shell and less like Casper the Friendly Ghost?


--Andy

[natty dread]

1010011010

[BigBallinStalin]

How much ectoplasm is secreted on a daily basis?

[QoH]

What's its name?

[natty dread]

Are you going to eat inklosed's brain?

What does inklosed's brain taste like?

[shieldgenerator7]

thanks for telling me to shut up, inklosed ghost.
I know inklosed would never tell me to shut up, therefore his ghost must be in charge now....
anyway, is it a Go'uld from Stargate Sg-1 or an alien from "Alien"?

[InkL0sed]

Are you the ghost, being possessed by another ghost?

He is confused. Ghost is ghost, not possessed-by-ghost.

He can be stupid. I say it's possible, but this thread isn't really for my answers.

How much ectoplasm is secreted on a daily basis?

He's not from a fucking RPG, you idiots.

What's its name?

He doesn't have a name, but he's a he. He claims ghosts can only possess humans of the same gender. I want to know what happens if I get a sex change? Not that I'll try; I don't particularly need him to leave, and I'm happy being a he.

Are you going to eat inklosed's brain?

What does inklosed's brain taste like?

He doesn't eat brain. That would be cannibalism.

Actually, he doesn't eat anything, so I guess what that really would be is impossible.

thanks for telling me to shut up, inklosed ghost.
I know inklosed would never tell me to shut up, therefore his ghost must be in charge now....
anyway, is it a Go'uld from Stargate Sg-1 or an alien from "Alien"?

He says shut up. I concur.

[natty dread]

He claims ghosts can only possess humans of the same gender. I want to know what happens if I get a sex change?

Probably nothing - despite the name, a sex change doesn't really change your sex - it only modifies your genitals to resemble those of the opposite sex.

Mr. Ghost: can ghosts have sex change operations? Are there any ghost doctors?

Also, can you make inklosed violently masturbate with a crucifix?

[BigBallinStalin]

When and how did you two start your intimate relationship?


Who tends to wear the big boy pants in the relationship? The ghost or the ghost's host?

[JoshyBoy]

Dear InkL0sed's Ghost,

Do YOU know when the world will end?

All the best, Josh

[shieldgenerator7]

this thread is crazy....
that reminds me... how is your ghost on mental sanity?

[InkL0sed]

He claims ghosts can only possess humans of the same gender. I want to know what happens if I get a sex change?

Probably nothing - despite the name, a sex change doesn't really change your sex - it only modifies your genitals to resemble those of the opposite sex.

Mr. Ghost: can ghosts have sex change operations? Are there any ghost doctors?

Also, can you make inklosed violently masturbate with a crucifix?

He is unaware of any ghost doctors or ghost sex change operations. Seeing as how he's a noncorpum being, he doubts the existence of such things.

He can make me do anything. In fact, I can't even be sure he's not making me write this sentence. Maybe he's the reason why I don't mind him being here. Weird thought.

[InkL0sed]

When and how did you two start your intimate relationship?


Who tends to wear the big boy pants in the relationship? The ghost or the ghost's host?

The ghost obviously wears the pants, kind of by definition. I may be wearing pants, but only because the ghost lets me.

Our relationship began when he was floating around, scanning brains and looking for a host, and he saw mine. Then he fell in love, in a weird "I-want-you-as-my-host-so-bad" kinda way. Maybe a better term for it is host-lust.

[rdsrds2120]

Does your ghost know
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SAN DIEGO?



-rd