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The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Symmetry on Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:53 pm

The world is basically divided into two types of people- those who divide the world into two types of people and those who don't. Being one of the former, this is an open thread for how you personally divide the world.

So yeah, finish the sentence- "The world is divided into two types of people..."
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:56 pm

In this world there's two kinds of people, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby john9blue on Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:13 pm

Symmetry wrote:The world is basically divided into two types of people- those who divide the world into two types of people and those who don't. Being one of the former, this is an open thread for how you personally divide the world.

So yeah, finish the sentence- "The world is divided into two types of people..."


so, we're not allowed to be in the second category, because that would confirm your theory and make us wrong.

damn you and your paradoxes...
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:10 pm

The world is divided into two types of people: those that exist.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby bedub1 on Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:14 pm

The world is divided into two types of people; men, and people who aren't men.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby jefjef on Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:39 am

The world is divided into two types of people: Foed and not foed.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby safariguy5 on Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:42 am

The world is divided into two types of people, those who have money and those who want money.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby oVo on Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:46 am

safariguy5 wrote:The world is divided into two types of people...

those who fit into this pair of categories and those who don't.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:21 am

bedub1 wrote:The world is divided into two types of people; men, and people who aren't men.

The world is divided into two kinds of people: women, and people whose lives revolve around chasing women.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:38 am

...those who aren't funny and those who are Army of GOD.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby jefjef on Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:39 am

Army of GOD wrote:...those that exist and those who are Army of GOD.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Nola_Lifer on Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:05 am

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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:52 am

...me, and everybody else.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:53 am

1. those who eat brauts

2. those who are eaten by brauts
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby greenoaks on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:43 am

there are three types of people in the world. those that can count & those that can't.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:30 am

The world is divided into two kinds of people.. kids and adults.

Except.... never mind ;) :lol:

I guess I am just not one of those "two kinds of people people", because I can already see several exceptions.. namely adults who act like kids, etc.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Pirlo on Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:49 am

safariguy5 wrote:The world is divided into two types of people, those who have money and those who want money.


I believe those who have money want money more than those who "want money."
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:44 am

Pirlo wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:The world is divided into two types of people, those who have money and those who want money.


I believe those who have money want money more than those who "want money."

Not necessarily. Some even give it all away. ;) .. and many who have it dont truly appreciate that they have so much more than others or why.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Timminz on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:20 pm

Reused, but what're you going to do about it?



The world is divided into 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:25 pm

Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and one with his foot in the other one's face.


For some reason this was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the thread.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:37 pm

The world is divided into two types of people...those who tell stories and those who have stories told about them.

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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby natty dread on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:52 pm

The world is divided to anywhere from 1 to 6 billion types of people. Furthermore, the world is divided to yet another set of 1-6 billion types of people, depending on how many types of people each type of people divides the world to.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby john9blue on Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:37 pm

the world is divided into two types of people. each of those types is divided into two types, and so on, for 33 levels of a binary search tree.
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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:44 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:In this world there's two kinds of people, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.


That quote makes me laugh every time I see it.

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Re: The world is divided into two types of people...

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:18 pm

natty_dread wrote:The world is divided to anywhere from 1 to 6 billion types of people. Furthermore, the world is divided to yet another set of 1-6 billion types of people, depending on how many types of people each type of people divides the world to.

The world is divided into two types of people. Those who can have fun with a discussion, and those who need to take it literally.
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