Conquer Club

undecided on this one gang; some positives and negatives IMO

Has something similar happened to anyone here in The Club before?

A woman accused of cutting off her husband's penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife was ordered held on $1 million bail, officials said Monday.

Catherine Kieu Becker was arrested by Garden Grove police on suspicion of aggravated mayhem. She faces up to a life sentence with the possibility of parole.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... -bail.html

Not sure who is at fault here. I often find situations like this result from a lack of communication. Whenever I start a new relationship I personally try to lay down some ground rules with my partner. Also try to establish a "safe word" with my partner. With Esmerelda, our safe word is Windschutzscheibewaschanlage (YES, I know it's a little saucy and has a double-entendre in this instance, NO JOKES, PLEASE. ).

Often a penis can get in the way if you're running a long distance - such as a marathon - or re-finishing a deck. Also, some nicer restaurants discourage you from displaying it.

Truly I only see a problem if it is non consensual.

Charged with aggravated mayhem, does that mean she tried to sew it back on
while she was still mad at him?

Why is there an apostrophe after "penis?"

I'd rather have an apostrophe after my penis that a woman with a knife...

jonesthecurl wrote:I'd rather have an apostrophe after my penis that a woman with a knife...

Baron Von PWN wrote:Truly I only see a problem if it is non consensual.

fucking Libertarians

saxitoxin wrote:Often a penis, if properly smoked, is a delicacy some nicer restaurants serve.

The key phrase here is "if properly smoked".

As an owner of a huge schlong, I take offense to the idea of violently cutting off penises.

It probably hurts, and it probably makes having sex difficult. So there's at least two good reasons why cutting off your penis is a bad idea.

On the other hand, if there are those who would voluntarily submit their penile meat for usage in the restaurant business, I'm not opposed to allowing them the chance to make a little extra in these tough economic times. Will they pay by weight or length? I think that is an interesting question that nobody wants to know the answer to.

natty_dread wrote:As an owner of a huge schlong, I take offense to the idea of violently cutting off penises.

And by 'owner', I assume you mean that you cut it violently off of another man and now keep it in that box in the drawer.

Discussing the ownership of penis' of extreme dimensions on the internets never goes out of fashion.

ManBungalow wrote:And by 'owner', I assume you mean that you cut it violently off of another man and now keep it in that box in the drawer.

Oh, you wish.

I do understand that many people may feel intimidated by the immense size of my magnificent member. Some are even afraid; some can't handle it: I've known people who have seen it but once and have then required extensive therapy, with the image of my enormous cock haunting their nightmares for years.

But frankly, I'm tired of apologizing to all you lesser-endowed people for what I was born with. So I have a huge dick - deal with it. It's not like it makes yours any smaller. Except, in comparison.

That's right, I'm tired of hiding it... My name is natty_dread, I have a massive penis and I'm proud of it.

A lot of people have made a lot of good points for both sides of the equation. It's given me a lot to think about.

What if you had a penis that was too large to be manageable? Would going in for a trim be okay? (Nathan?) After all we get haircuts when our hair grows too long.

What if you were watching a football game and a penis was blocking your view? Then would it be okay to cut it off?

What if someone left a penis in your postal box as a joke? Would it be okay to get rid of it then?

I guess the point is we all agree that none of us can judge whether Catherine's action was right or wrong. It's a powerful lesson for us to all keep in mind.

saxitoxin wrote:What if you had a penis that was too large to be manageable? Would going in for a trim be okay? (Nathan?) After all we get haircuts when our hair grows too long.

I'd say, yes. With a precision surgical operation, your excess penile meat could be transplanted into your brain, after which you could be literally thinking with your dick.

saxitoxin wrote:What if you were watching a football game and a penis was blocking your view? Then would it be okay to cut it off?

No. Civilized people will handle such situations without resorting to penile violence. Gently tap the penis in front of you with your index finger, and politely say "Excuse me mr. Dick, could you perhaps stand a little less erect? Thank you."

saxitoxin wrote:What if someone left a penis in your postal box as a joke? Would it be okay to get rid of it then?

In those situations, the traditional approach is to use the dismembered member for all sorts of whimsical practical jokes. Tape the penis under your own penis and surprise your friends! Leave the penis on your friend's pillow and watch him wake up! Tape the penis in your forehead, it will provide hearty laughs in coctail parties and other social occasions.

natty_dread wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:And by 'owner', I assume you mean that you cut it violently off of another man and now keep it in that box in the drawer.

Oh, you wish.

I do understand that many people may feel intimidated by the immense size of my magnificent member. Some are even afraid; some can't handle it: I've known people who have seen it but once and have then required extensive therapy, with the image of my enormous cock haunting their nightmares for years.

But frankly, I'm tired of apologizing to all you lesser-endowed people for what I was born with. So I have a huge dick - deal with it. It's not like it makes yours any smaller. Except, in comparison.

That's right, I'm tired of hiding it... My name is natty_dread, I have a massive penis and I'm proud of it.

there's no reason to be ashamed, man. we're here for you.

First, cutting ones penis off is entirely fine by me if consentual. Although this lady drugged him, waited for him to wake up and THEN choped it off, before dropping it into the garbage disposal and flicking the switch..she deserves to be released on bail, drugged and strapped down and slowly tortured to death, maybe a cloths iron turned on and straped to her chest and left, maybe tied to a tree and smother in doe urine and left for a nice big buck..

This old man most likley hadn't used it in a while, but its still a terrible thing.. he can't even have it reatached and extended to make some pornos like John Bobbit..

natty_dread wrote:I do understand that many people may feel intimidated by the immense size of my magnificent member. Some are even afraid; some can't handle it: I've known people who have seen it but once and have then required extensive therapy, with the image of my enormous cock haunting their nightmares for years.

But frankly, I'm tired of apologizing to all you lesser-endowed people for what I was born with. So I have a huge dick - deal with it. It's not like it makes yours any smaller. Except, in comparison.

That's right, I'm tired of hiding it... My name is natty_dread, I have a massive penis and I'm proud of it.

maybe you should make a map of it.

DiM wrote:maybe you should make a map of it.

Sadly, the map size limits are too small.

natty_dread wrote:

DiM wrote:maybe you should make a map of it.

Sadly, the map size limits are too small.

maybe you could make a map from the perspective of an astronaut. lay it down next to the great wall of china and see which one is longer. they both are visible from space, right?

DiM wrote:

natty_dread wrote:

DiM wrote:maybe you should make a map of it.

Sadly, the map size limits are too small.

maybe you could make a map from the perspective of an astronaut. lay it down next to the great wall of china and see which one is longer. they both are visible from space, right?

Actually, the great wall of China is not visible from space. That's an urban myth.

saxitoxin wrote:What if you had a penis that was too large to be manageable? Would going in for a trim be okay? After all we get haircuts when our hair grows too long.

I had to have my penis trimmed at the airport because it exceeded the size limitations for carry-on luggage.

Dukasaur wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:What if you had a penis that was too large to be manageable? Would going in for a trim be okay? After all we get haircuts when our hair grows too long.

I had to have my penis trimmed at the airport because it exceeded the size limitations for carry-on luggage.

You keep your dick in your carry-on luggage?

I suppose having a detachable dick would be convenient... Sometimes, while mounting my bike, if I'm not careful, I sit on me balls. At that point, I wish I could carry my dick (and balls), or perhaps only the balls, in my backpack.

natty_dread wrote:

DiM wrote:

natty_dread wrote:

DiM wrote:maybe you should make a map of it.

Sadly, the map size limits are too small.

maybe you could make a map from the perspective of an astronaut. lay it down next to the great wall of china and see which one is longer. they both are visible from space, right?

Actually, the great wall of China is not visible from space. That's an urban myth.

of course it's visible. it's just a matter of choosing the right equipment to photograph it with. you could even zoom enough to see the people on the wall and what clothes they wear.

if we're talking about seeing it with the naked eye then the answer is still yes. you can see it from the iss without the use of any cameras, telescopes etc. of course a clear sky will help and you'll need lots of concentration because only minuscule parts of it are visible.


the urban myth you're talking about is that the wall of china is visible from the moon with a naked eye. that's indeed a myth.

There once was a well-endowed Scot
Whosse sexual technique was hot.
The size of his member
was a thing to remember
And he put it about quite a lot.

the guy was in his 60's he didnt need it anyways