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I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:19 pm

Please feel free to post any inquiries you have here. Your estimated wait time for a response may vary, however, your satisfaction is my priority.
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby Serbia on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:43 pm

How ya doin', sweetie? ;)
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:10 pm

Serbia wrote:How ya doin', sweetie? ;)


Fine, thank you! How can I be of service?
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby Serbia on Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:49 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Serbia wrote:How ya doin', sweetie? ;)


Fine, thank you! How can I be of service?


That's all I needed, I'll call back in bit. Byeeeee!!!!!!!
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:04 pm

Serbia wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Serbia wrote:How ya doin', sweetie? ;)


Fine, thank you! How can I be of service?


That's all I needed, I'll call back in bit. Byeeeee!!!!!!!


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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby jefjef on Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:13 pm

Who are the "We" you refer to?

and by your reappearance are we to assume that the Kim Jong Il mourning and time of remembrance has also passed?

Hi saxi!
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:41 pm

I'd like an unsecured loan with a 20 year term for $2000000 @ 3% please.
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:01 pm

jefjef wrote:Hi saxi!


Thank you for contacting us! Your estimated wait time is 2 days.

2dimes wrote:I'd like an unsecured loan with a 20 year term for $2000000 @ 3% please.


Thank you for contacting us! Your estimated wait time is 19 days.
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:12 pm

Hi Saxi, I want to know the truth.

Yep thats right big fella!
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:51 pm

I actually mean two hundred thousand not two million but I hope I get the full amount.
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:02 pm

Lootifer wrote:Hi Saxi, I want to know the truth.

Yep thats right big fella!


if you owe delinquent state income taxes, back child support, or delinquent non-tax federal debts such as student loans, etc., the Treasury's Financial Management Service (FMS) will deduct the past-due amounts from the payment that appears first on the payment file received from Internal Revenue (the IRS payment file orders accounts from the lowest to the highest routing number). If the debt exceeds the payment designated for the account that appears first on the payment file, FMS will reduce the payment designated for the account that appears next, etc.

DID THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? PLEASE TYPE "1" IF YES, OR "2" IF NO. YOUR SATISFACTION IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
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Re: Hey manbungalow, what's up?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:04 pm

2dimes wrote:I actually mean two hundred thousand not two million but I hope I get the full amount.


I understand your question and I want to be of help. First, I need a little more information from you. If this is an inquiry concerning exotic animals inside your home, please press "1"; if this is an inquiry concerning exotic animals outside your home, please press "2." You may also say "other."
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To advertise here PM manbungalow. It's just pennies a day.

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:05 pm

other.
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Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:10 pm

2dimes wrote:other.


You have a problem with exotic animals outside your home. Did I understand that correctly?
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:10 pm

2. .
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:15 pm

Lootifer wrote:2. .


You can obtain a request of a case report by sending a request, in writing, with a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

Hall of Justice
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850 Bryant St. #475
San Francisco, CA 94103

You can also call the Records Bureau at: (415) 553-1271. Be sure to include your case number.

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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:17 pm

When did the Hall of Justice move to San Francisco?

How does Batman remain a contributing member of the Justice League with the Hall of Justice being so far from Gotham City.
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Re: To advertise here PM manbungalow.

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:05 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:other.


You have a problem with exotic animals outside your home. Did I understand that correctly?

No, I said OTHER.
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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:06 pm

thegreekdog wrote:When did the Hall of Justice move to San Francisco?

How does Batman remain a contributing member of the Justice League with the Hall of Justice being so far from Gotham City.


Thank you for your inquiry! Your estimated wait is 7 days.
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Re: To advertise here PM manbungalow.

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:16 pm

2dimes wrote:
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2dimes wrote:other.


You have a problem with exotic animals outside your home. Did I understand that correctly?

No, I said OTHER.


You are reporting a problem with exotic animals outside your home.

If the animals are reptilian in class, remain inside your home until night. Please check to make sure all exterior doors and windows are closed. Once it is dark you should be able to safely exit your home. The drop in temperature will have caused lethargy in the animals.

If the animals are of superior size - such as elephants or bears - move quickly to an interior, windowless room in your home. If this is a bathroom, get in the bathtub and remain there until help arrives. If not, lay close to the ground and remain silent.

If the animals are fantastical in nature - such as unicorns or griffons - prepare a light desert such as a fruit cup with cream or a sherbert. Offer this to the animals in exchange for your freedom. If the animal or animals are non-responsive to this offer, fire disabling shots with a high-caliber firearm at them. If you do not have a high-caliber firearm, you may use a baseball or cricket bat and make swift, clubbing motions at their heads. A standard, consumer-grade chainsaw could also be used. In the event of multi-headed animals, such as a hydra, choose the center head. If available, don latex gloves before attempting this to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS, which is common in animals of this type.

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This is a little too realistic for my taste.

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:18 pm

I live in Canada. Like I can't deal with an animal outside/inside my house. Thanks for nothing.
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Re: This is a little too realistic for my taste.

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:20 pm

2dimes wrote:I live in Canada. Like I can't deal with an animal outside/inside my house. Thanks for nothing.


Thank you for your inquiry! Your estimated wait time is 2 days.
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If you hear about me on a tower with a high power rifle...

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:23 pm

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Re: I'm Happy to Be of Service!

Postby Pedronicus on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:23 pm

I know you are an old codger in real life, So I'd like your opinion on the stuff I paint. Just to see how how old farts view this stuff. Thanks

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and PS I never got a christmas present you lying shitbag...
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Re: If you hear about me on a tower with a high power rifle.

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:26 pm

2dimes wrote:presses 0


That is not a valid option. Our menu options have recently changed. To receive a current list of menu options, please send a SASE to:

Attn: Menu Options, 1709 New York Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20006
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