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How ya doin', sweetie?

Serbia wrote:How ya doin', sweetie?

Fine, thank you! How can I be of service?

saxitoxin wrote:

Serbia wrote:How ya doin', sweetie?

Fine, thank you! How can I be of service?

That's all I needed, I'll call back in bit. Byeeeee!!!!!!!

Serbia wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Serbia wrote:How ya doin', sweetie?

Fine, thank you! How can I be of service?

That's all I needed, I'll call back in bit. Byeeeee!!!!!!!

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Who are the "We" you refer to?

and by your reappearance are we to assume that the Kim Jong Il mourning and time of remembrance has also passed?

Hi saxi!

I'd like an unsecured loan with a 20 year term for $2000000 @ 3% please.

jefjef wrote:Hi saxi!

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2dimes wrote:I'd like an unsecured loan with a 20 year term for $2000000 @ 3% please.

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Hi Saxi, I want to know the truth.

Yep thats right big fella!

I actually mean two hundred thousand not two million but I hope I get the full amount.

Lootifer wrote:Hi Saxi, I want to know the truth.

Yep thats right big fella!

if you owe delinquent state income taxes, back child support, or delinquent non-tax federal debts such as student loans, etc., the Treasury's Financial Management Service (FMS) will deduct the past-due amounts from the payment that appears first on the payment file received from Internal Revenue (the IRS payment file orders accounts from the lowest to the highest routing number). If the debt exceeds the payment designated for the account that appears first on the payment file, FMS will reduce the payment designated for the account that appears next, etc.

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2dimes wrote:I actually mean two hundred thousand not two million but I hope I get the full amount.

I understand your question and I want to be of help. First, I need a little more information from you. If this is an inquiry concerning exotic animals inside your home, please press "1"; if this is an inquiry concerning exotic animals outside your home, please press "2." You may also say "other."

other.

2dimes wrote:other.

You have a problem with exotic animals outside your home. Did I understand that correctly?

2. .

Lootifer wrote:2. .

You can obtain a request of a case report by sending a request, in writing, with a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

Hall of Justice
Records Bureau
850 Bryant St. #475
San Francisco, CA 94103

You can also call the Records Bureau at: (415) 553-1271. Be sure to include your case number.

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When did the Hall of Justice move to San Francisco?

How does Batman remain a contributing member of the Justice League with the Hall of Justice being so far from Gotham City.

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:other.

You have a problem with exotic animals outside your home. Did I understand that correctly?

No, I said OTHER.

thegreekdog wrote:When did the Hall of Justice move to San Francisco?

How does Batman remain a contributing member of the Justice League with the Hall of Justice being so far from Gotham City.

Thank you for your inquiry! Your estimated wait is 7 days.

2dimes wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:other.

You have a problem with exotic animals outside your home. Did I understand that correctly?

No, I said OTHER.

You are reporting a problem with exotic animals outside your home.

If the animals are reptilian in class, remain inside your home until night. Please check to make sure all exterior doors and windows are closed. Once it is dark you should be able to safely exit your home. The drop in temperature will have caused lethargy in the animals.

If the animals are of superior size - such as elephants or bears - move quickly to an interior, windowless room in your home. If this is a bathroom, get in the bathtub and remain there until help arrives. If not, lay close to the ground and remain silent.

If the animals are fantastical in nature - such as unicorns or griffons - prepare a light desert such as a fruit cup with cream or a sherbert. Offer this to the animals in exchange for your freedom. If the animal or animals are non-responsive to this offer, fire disabling shots with a high-caliber firearm at them. If you do not have a high-caliber firearm, you may use a baseball or cricket bat and make swift, clubbing motions at their heads. A standard, consumer-grade chainsaw could also be used. In the event of multi-headed animals, such as a hydra, choose the center head. If available, don latex gloves before attempting this to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS, which is common in animals of this type.

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I live in Canada. Like I can't deal with an animal outside/inside my house. Thanks for nothing.

2dimes wrote:I live in Canada. Like I can't deal with an animal outside/inside my house. Thanks for nothing.

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I know you are an old codger in real life, So I'd like your opinion on the stuff I paint. Just to see how how old farts view this stuff. Thanks

oh

and PS I never got a christmas present you lying shitbag...

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