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who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ...

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Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:45 pm
by saxitoxin
Round 1 ... Haggis McMutton (8 votes) or DoomYoshi (4 votes)
Round 2 ... InkL0sed (6 votes) or Baron von PWN (8 votes)
Round 3 ... Aradhus (3 votes) or Army of God (7 votes)
Round 4 ... GreecePWNS (4 votes) or Juan_Bottom (5 votes)
Round 5 ... natty_dread (9 votes) or john9blue (6 votes)
Round 6 ... Skittles! (5 votes) or mviola (3 votes)
Round 7 ... The Greek Dog (4 votes) or BigBallinStalin (3 votes)
Round 8 ... shieldgenerator7 (4 votes) or whitestazn88 (9 votes)
Round 9 ... pimpdave (7 votes) or PhatScotty (7 votes)
Round 10 ... Lootifer (5 votes) or 2dimes (4 votes)
Round 11 ... TA1LGUNN3R (9 votes) or AAFitz (3 votes)
Round 12 ... tkr4lf (9 votes) or Serbia (6 votes)
Round 13 ... Symmetry(7 votes) or everywhere116 (5 votes)
Round 14 ... squishyg (12 votes) or Player (9 votes)
Round 15 ... Gillpig (4 votes) or DirtyDishSoap (10 votes)
Round 16 ... Falkomagno (7 votes) or Nietzsche (8 votes)
Round 17 ... patches70 (3 votes) or KoolBak (6 votes)
Round 18 ... nagerous (8 votes) or The Bison King (7 votes)
Round 19 ... GabonX (7 votes) or army of nobunaga (5 votes)
Round 20 ... kentington (7 votes) or bedub1 (3 votes)
Round 21 ... Dukasaur (9 votes) vs. Victor Sullivan (10 votes)
Round 22 ... maugena (7 votes) or laughingcavalier (7 votes)
Round 23 ... spurgistan (4 votes) or oVo (4 votes)
Special Round ... xeno vs. AoG
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:00 pm
by InkL0sed
Haggis obv.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:01 pm
by InkL0sed
Hell, I'd give Haggis the last parachute even if it were between me and him.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:01 pm
by aad0906
I'll give them backpakcs and tell them they are parachutes. The real one I'm keeping for myself.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:19 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
I think I'd have to give myself the parachute. Sorry Doom.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:25 am
by Baron Von PWN
Man looking pretty grim for Yoshi.
I voted hagis.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:07 am
by AAFitz
Haggis....but I tore a hole in it.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:56 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
AAFitz wrote:Haggis....but I tore a hole in it.
Big enough to kill me? or just break a couple of limbs?
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:42 pm
by DoomYoshi
I didn't realize the vote even happened. Luckily, yoshis can make noises and remain airborne.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:46 pm
by Baron Von PWN
OK People you all know you have to vote me. Without me, where would you get your random info on the Soviet Union or Russia? Nowhere that's where! Sorry Ink but you gotta go.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:08 am
by Juan_Bottom
This forum has a short memory, but Ink has been one of the most influential posters that it has had.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:19 am
by saxitoxin
I voted Army of God because he has a longer drop than Aradhus.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:20 am
by HapSmo19
Juan_Bottom wrote:This forum has a short memory, but Ink has been one of the most influential posters that it has had.
Hmmmm......
Really?
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:31 am
by Aradhus
whoa, this is like setting up a game of footie between barcelona and St'mirren reserves.
If I get a single vote I'll be shocked out of my mind.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:45 am
by john9blue
oh saxi, you and your popularity contests
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:17 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
Aradhus wrote:whoa, this is like setting up a game of footie between barcelona and St'mirren reserves.
If I get a single vote I'll be shocked out of my mind.
Not necessarily. If I were you, I would tell the hypothetical benefactor about your need vs. AoG's. See, his extremely small body mass means he won't come to much harm from the fall... y'know kinda like the spiders that scatter their offspring in the wind who then disperse over hundreds of miles? It's kinda like that. AoG will be just fine. Terminal velocity for him has to be like, 10 mph tops.
-TG
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:44 am
by AAFitz
Army of God.
A simple crash is far too easy. I've rigged his chutte to land in the spot Ned Beatie gained his....fame.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:04 am
by DoomYoshi
This contest is rigged...
like a parachute.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:46 am
by Aradhus
If you give me the chute, I can just slip aog into my pocket and we'll both be saved.
Unless the premise isn't who would you most like to live, but who would you prefer die.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:04 am
by shieldgenerator7
oh wow haggis beat yoshi? I would have chosen the latter
also I would have chosen inkl0sed
(i'm a hipster

)
And I thought for a whole .2 seconds before choosing AoG.
So the one who doesn't get the parachute... gets the helicopter and lands it safely?
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:13 am
by saxitoxin
Just getting the last parachute doesn't guarantee your safety. Here are some horrifying photos I found of people getting Sky-Raped:



Elder Sky-Rape:

So, if you get a parachute, please be aware of your surroundings and make sure a Sky-Raper isn't trying to sneak up on you.
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:34 am
by john9blue
the wind is moving so fast and so loudly that nobody can hear you scream or say no. it's perfect terrible
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:22 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
* waits patiently for the john vs natty round*
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:56 pm
by john9blue
natty's not even my least favorite person on the forum. i'd give him a parachute over some other dudes here
Re: who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ..

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Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:14 am
by BigBallinStalin
john9blue wrote:natty's not even my least favorite person on the forum. i'd give him a parachute over some other dudes here
Aw, that's sweet! This should be added in the fan fiction thread.