Conquer Club

I thought I should do one because everyone loves me.

I'd ask, but I already know.

Name says it all

so u got your name from neopets, right?



...what were you doing on neopets?

Yaaaa.... about that. You should just make like a crab and scram, sideways.

sheepofdumb wrote:Yaaaa.... about that. You should just make like a crab and scram, sideways.

Why're you so bad at insults?

static_ice wrote:so u got your name from neopets, right?



...what were you doing on neopets?

Well when I was 12ish I played runescape and neopets. I had a lot of time on my hands back then and I found neopets. So I played it. Neopets is one of the things I'm never going back to.

pancakemix wrote:

sheepofdumb wrote:Yaaaa.... about that. You should just make like a crab and scram, sideways.

Why're you so bad at insults?

I need to read to book.

sheepofdumb wrote:

static_ice wrote:so u got your name from neopets, right?



...what were you doing on neopets?

Well when I was 12ish I played runescape and neopets. I had a lot of time on my hands back then and I found neopets. So I played it. Neopets is one of the things I'm never going back to.

When was that? 1 day ago?

Fircoal wrote:

sheepofdumb wrote:

static_ice wrote:so u got your name from neopets, right?



...what were you doing on neopets?

Well when I was 12ish I played runescape and neopets. I had a lot of time on my hands back then and I found neopets. So I played it. Neopets is one of the things I'm never going back to.

When was that? 1 day ago?

I'm 16... There goes the how old are you question.

why are you so dumb?

I'm not really... I just assumed the role of an idiot spammer when I got here. I don't know why.

sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not really... I just assumed the role of an idiot spammer when I got here. I don't know why.

because you're an idiot spammer.

What d'you want to be when you grow up?

Why are you still here?

Genghis Khant wrote:What d'you want to be when you grow up?

Well I want to start out as a janitor in McDonalds and work my way up to the register.

spiesr wrote:Why are you still here?

Because the mods haven't chased me off yet.

what happened to make ur face so mangled?

alex_white101 wrote:what happened to make ur face so mangled?

It's not my fault that your eyes are so broken that you think my face is mangled. I did break my nose twice.

Edit: spelling

*break

how did you break your nose?

alex_white101 wrote:*break

Thanks. I thought it looked funny.

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:how did you break your nose?

The first time I was riding my bike with me dad on a local bike trail. There was this steep hill that you had to go down. My dad went down it and I followed. I coasted down the hill and when I got to the bottom started pumping. My feet slipped off the peddles and I started to wobble. I went out 10 feet and the bike tipped over. I landed right on my nose and broke it.

The secpnd time I was playing tackle football. Now, I'm a really scrawny kid, so one of the boys who did play football sad not to pop the smaller kids with their shoulders. So it was 4th down and I was QB so we could hand it off and have someone run into the end zone on a reverse. I hiked the ball and handed it off. Just as I did the kid who said not to pop the kids who couldn't take the blow, bowled me over and took the football. I landed on the ground and broke me nose and he scored.

Oops I accidentally bumped this... sorry. Any more questions?

sheepofdumb wrote:Oops I accidentally bumped this... sorry. Any more questions?

You can’t ‘accidentally’ bump something.



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