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The Rapture(Judgement Day)
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:00 pmby Anarchist
Now we all know that the Christians will be saved and that we are all damned. I was just wondering as a sinner, if you were being judged, would you be scared?
Do you think God will damn you for all eternity for your sins(whatever they may be)
-or-
Do you think the "Christians" are in for one hell of a suprise?
(thought i would ask, since they keep damning me all the time.)
Personally I think Ghandi has a better chance then most Christians.
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:02 pmby s.xkitten
you forgot the "gfy" option...therefor, i can't vote on something as pointless as this...
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:04 pmby Guilty_Biscuit
I truely believe that Mithras will condemn the Christians to eternal damnation for their worship of false idols.
Forgive them Mithras my Lord! They know not what they do by worshipping the false idol Jesus!
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:04 pmby unriggable
I think the rapture is just a way to make nonchristians think that the christians will have the last laugh.
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:13 pmby neoni
op are you thirteen?
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:35 pmby jay_a2j
unriggable wrote:I think the rapture is just a way to make nonchristians think that the christians will have the last laugh.
We won't be laughing.
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:40 pmby hecter
1. No "GFY" option
2. No "I'm not Christian/there will be no rapture" option.
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:49 pmby vtmarik
You've seen those "In case of rapture, this car will be empty" bumper stickers?
My version is "In case of rapture, your car is mine!"
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:19 pmby static_ice
i'm...sorta christian...and I don't believe in the rapture anyways...
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:20 pmby 2dimes
Maybe the rapture allready happened. I have never had anyone explain this thing very well. I only recently have been reading about the guy that made the whole thing up.
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:22 pmby static_ice
2dimes, as far as I'm concerned the rapture is simple.
God picks one day and decides that all the good people will immediately go to heaven, no matter how long they have left to live.
Then he destroys the world and all the "sinners" left on it...
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 pmby catseyeagate
static_ice wrote:2dimes, as far as I'm concerned the rapture is simple.
God picks one day and decides that all the good people will immediately go to heaven, no matter how long they have left to live.
Then he destroys the world and all the "sinners" left on it...
Well, shit...That doesn't sound too good for me or my muffins then, if it were to happen, that is...
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:33 amby heavycola
2dimes wrote:Maybe the rapture allready happened. I have never had anyone explain this thing very well. I only recently have been reading about the guy that made the whole thing up.
It was MADE UP?
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:44 amby 2dimes
Um, no no no, Heavy. Chin up little fella. Remeber the rapture index is high my friend. We are closer today than ever before. Everyone ignore the John Nelson Darby behind the curtain.
There are quite a few things in the bible, some that are Jesus' own words, that make the concept of pre-tribulation rapture something Jesus would probably not perform. The main one being, he said specifically, "Everyone will see when the son of man returns."
So my question is, who is going to cause it to happen, since it is taught by it's proponants as something Jesus will do real sneaky like, so only the good card carrying church members are privy?
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:37 pmby MeDeFe
Maybe spontaneous combustion of everyone else? They won't notice, at least not for long...
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:47 pmby jay_a2j
2dimes wrote:There are quite a few things in the bible, some that are Jesus' own words, that make the concept of pre-tribulation rapture something Jesus would probably not perform. The main one being, he said specifically, "Everyone will see when the son of man returns."
So my question is, who is going to cause it to happen, since it is taught by it's proponants as something Jesus will do real sneaky like, so only the good card carrying church members are privy?
Because during the rapture Jesus is not "coming back". He is taking the Christians "up to meet Him in the clouds". The verse you quoted is referring to the Second coming of Christ which will be at the end of the Tribulation period and at THAT time "everyone will see Him".
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:50 pmby Guilty_Biscuit
jay_a2j wrote:Because during the rapture Jesus is not "coming back". He is taking the Christians "up to meet Him in the clouds".
I'm sorry jay but Jesus doesn't exist - when the 'rapture' happens, and it is VERY NEAR, all Christians will be put to the flames by the great Mithras.
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:21 pmby Anarchist
2dimes wrote:There are quite a few things in the bible, some that are Jesus' own words, that make the concept of pre-tribulation rapture something Jesus would probably not perform. The main one being, he said specifically, "Everyone will see when the son of man returns."
So my question is, who is going to cause it to happen, since it is taught by it's proponants as something Jesus will do real sneaky like, so only the good card carrying church members are privy?
You mean we can actually cause this to happen?
Great, that explains a lot!
(maybe i should listen to the voices after all)
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:24 pmby unriggable
Do you really think that, in the 6 billion or more years the world has existed, and how we have risen from the smallest of bacteria into the humans we are now, and how one human 'happened' to be divine and superatural, do you really think that there is a day designated in the whole history of the earth just for it's destruction? Not a fucking chance.
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:29 pmby Anarchist
unriggable wrote:Do you really think that, in the 6 billion or more years the world has existed, and how we have risen from the smallest of bacteria into the humans we are now, and how one human 'happened' to be divine and superatural, do you really think that there is a day designated in the whole history of the earth just for it's destruction? Not a fucking chance.
this statement seems to have alot of religious foundations in it...
Everything is divine and supernatural (and i dont mean just gilgamesh)
Everything ends or dies or changes. Whether its the helter skelter or not i dont know. Ive got my popcorn ready.
