Conquer Club

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/04/26/1177459875122.html

is that the funniest scam you've ever heard about??

No, not really.

Actually, I think this is.

pancakemix wrote:Actually, I think this is.

"How and why was our DNA 'disconnected'?

If you study the ancient history of humankind, you will see how the early humans were not "primitive" like certain historians and governments would have you believe. They were actually much more advanced than we are now. They communicated telepathically and were basically gods. So as you can imagine, it would be pretty hard for you to control a person like this. Imagine if everyone at your work was telepathic. Don't you think that this would make your boss a bit uneasy? At one point in our history, some of the beings who called themselves "gods" could not maintain any secrets from their human "workforce", so they first decided to do a genetic manipulation which created the split brain. This separated the analytical part of a person's reasoning from their intuitive, emotional part and the problems associated from this can still be seen today. They then unplugged 10 of the 12 strands of DNA but left them there. Some of this is the chemical DNA that science calls "junk" DNA, the DNA that is just sitting there inside your cells, the other is the etheric DNA that exists in higher harmonics of frequency that you can't see with the naked eye. Once the 10 etheric strands of DNA were unplugged, humans that would come after this would have a terrible time deciphering thought. So these beings that called themselves gods then introduced language. Language separated tribes and peoples. Think of how much easier life would be if there was only one universal language! And so, humans started having to have verbal commands to understand and perform certain tasks and this is still very apparent to this day. Look at how the militaries of the world accomplish this with "orders". The next decision was to change the humans' DNA structure to suppress psychic abilities and make the unconscious mind almost unavailable. So the 10 DNA strands were unravelled and implants were placed in the etheric bodies to keep the strands from re-fusing. The strands were also disconnected from the endocrine system in the physical body which stopped the creation of a chemical which activates the pituitary, pineal, and hypothalamus glands. Thus, these glands have since shrunken from non-use, and scientists can't figure out what they are used for. This is why most people currently only use less than 10% of their brain. Only a few individuals retained the use of these glands in future generations - these individuals carried the special gene that makes them natural psychics, mystics, or shamans. The general population of mankind was left with the ability to activate the glands and 10 DNA strands, but only if they were dedicated and aware of how to do it. And this is what DNA Perfection does - re-activates these DNA strands so a person can realize their true genetic potential and original blueprint. And activating your DNA will also enable you to finally have 100% brain utilization. It's a very interesting history - that of humankind, and I encourage you to experience the knowledge through your own diligent research. Our race was not only affected by genetic tampering and experimentation but was also almost totally decimated by distortions in the planetary grids. You see, the Earth is a living organism as well and brings in energy from Source just like any living organism or planetary structure. We as humans living on the Earth, can only bring into our bodies the frequencies that Earth can bring in from Source. If the Earth's grids are damaged, then every life form living on Earth will have a damaged DNA template. Planetary grid distortions of the 3470 BC "Babble-on" Massacre caused mutation in the human DNA template that shortened human life span, blocked higher sensory perception, caused loss of race memory, and scrambled our original language patterns, which are built upon DNA fire letter sequencing. Our race has been amnesiac, dying young, and "babbling on" in rhetorical conflict ever since. This historical event was recorded as the biblical "Tower of Babel" story."

The idiots.

ok funniest scam that's not an internet scam...

*giggle*

http://adultsheepfinder.com/index.html

And they say Americans are stupid.

demigod wrote:http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/04/26/1177459875122.html

is that the funniest scam you've ever heard about??

If it was in "the Sun" it must be true.

mmmmmmmm

that was hilarious.

flashleg8 wrote:

demigod wrote:http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/04/26/1177459875122.html

is that the funniest scam you've ever heard about??

If it was in "the Sun" it must be true.

it seems it was in the Sun as well... with pictures

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007190295,00.html

it looks more like the Sun (and others) have been scammed:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=263447

http://www.souzouzone.jp/blog/2007/04/m ... ock_to.php

http://www.leonjp.com/blog/

stooby wrote:it looks more like the Sun (and others) have been scammed:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=263447

http://www.souzouzone.jp/blog/2007/04/m ... ock_to.php

http://www.leonjp.com/blog/

That was really my point, the Sun's not the most newsworthy or reliable of papers.

flashleg8 wrote:That was really my point, the Sun's not the most newsworthy or reliable of papers.

never a truer word spoken (or should that be written)

if you live in Australia then you probably have heard of today tonight, the most bullshit news program ever. They have news such as:" IS milk poisoning our children?" and other very stupid ones.