Anyone with kids.......

[Iz Man]

Here's a good one.
I have a daughter, 4, and a son, 2.
My son decided yesterday that he'd help out with his potty training.

We were all upstairs. He went to his room, took off his diaper, then proceded to paint his bedroom door with the, um, contents.

My Dad thinks it's hilarious. go figure........

Anyone have any good "kid stories" ?

[2dimes]

Our twin nieces when to their room and were being quiet one day, that's usually a bad thing.

When the parents got there they had covered each other head to toe with vasoline.

So yeah, I guess one of the things that gets petroleum jelly out of hair is corn starch.

[DirtyDishSoap]

my bro went number 2 on my dads car seat
well dad didnt notice this and he proceeded to sit inside the car and drive to work
he gets to work and all the workers start laughing at him cause he had this big brown stain on his ass

[Guiscard]

my bro went number 2 on my dads car seat
well dad didnt notice this and he proceeded to sit inside the car and drive to work
he gets to work and all the workers start laughing at him cause he had this big brown stain on his ass

He sat on a shit and didn't notice?

Now I see where you get it from...

[DirtyDishSoap]

my bro went number 2 on my dads car seat
well dad didnt notice this and he proceeded to sit inside the car and drive to work
he gets to work and all the workers start laughing at him cause he had this big brown stain on his ass

He sat on a shit and didn't notice?

Now I see where you get it from...

he had the windows down and didnt smell a thing

[Iz Man]

So yeah, I guess one of the things that gets petroleum jelly out of hair is corn starch.

I'll have to remember that

[Vincent M]

my bro went number 2 on my dads car seat
well dad didnt notice this and he proceeded to sit inside the car and drive to work
he gets to work and all the workers start laughing at him cause he had this big brown stain on his ass

He sat on a shit and didn't notice?

Now I see where you get it from...

he had the windows down and didnt smell a thing

Oh Jesus

[Anarkistsdream]

My friend and his wife just had their first baby.

They brought her over so I could see her and she started crying, so my buddy went to check and see if she was wet.

When he pulled down her diaper, she pissed ALL OVER my couch!!!

He kept apologizing and all I could do was laugh my ass off.

[Tisha]

So yeah, I guess one of the things that gets petroleum jelly out of hair is corn starch.

I'll have to remember that

oh my

[DirtyDishSoap]

My friend and his wife just had their first baby.

They brought her over so I could see her and she started crying, so my buddy went to check and see if she was wet.

When he pulled down her diaper, she pissed ALL OVER my couch!!!

He kept apologizing and all I could do was laugh my ass off.

[Tisha]

This one is my trouble maker. The first one is him when he drew over his face with an ink pen. I though he was already past that stage...but I guess not. The second one is him with a whole bottle of lotion in his hair.

He has done so many things that i didn't have a camera handy for.

I don't know if anyone remembers Hershey's syrup can out with that green syrup....for Hulk? Yes, i had a whole bottle of that over my kitchen floor, that took hours of mopping to get all the stickiness up.

[willis]

interesting Tisha

[Vincent M]

This one frightens me just j/k

[Tisha]

This one frightens me just j/k

lol......he frightens me, and he's only six. Not sure how I'll survive the next ten years....

[happy2seeyou]

$45 of make up ruined. I walk around the corner and she points to her eye with a huge smile. "pretty eyes". I turned around got the camera then cleaned her up. After that then I had to have a little talk with her.

[DirtyDishSoap]

This one frightens me just j/k

lol......he frightens me, and he's only six. Not sure how I'll survive the next ten years....

Goodluck with that