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Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:06 am
by saxitoxin
The above people are, according to this thread (
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=178729), looking for roommates.
Who would you pick and why?
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:11 am
by nietzsche
I chose BvP.
In my mind he knows all of Dostoevsky novels by heart and he would tell them to me little by little every night.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:18 am
by rdsrds2120
I chose not nietzsche because he urinates everywhere. So gross, man.
BMO
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:29 am
by Ace Rimmer
I had to vote for nagerous, but I'd live with BvP or nietzsche as well. I would be a great wingman for nagerous, because I'll f*ck anything that moves!
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:48 am
by Army of GOD
sadly, john is probably most like my personality.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:10 pm
by nietzsche
Nobody wants me? I'd make guacamole every day.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:19 pm
by Baron Von PWN
Aww shucks, I feel so loved. I picked Nietzsche because of the guacamole. I'h hoping Rds' warning about him peeing everywhere is overblown.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:24 pm
by Neoteny
Changed my vote from BvP to Nietzsche for the guac. I do expect you to clean up your own urine.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:24 pm
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:Nobody wants me? I'd make guacamole every day.
THAT'S WHY NOBODY WANTS YOU
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:35 pm
by nietzsche
hahahaha take that john!! you are the only one without a roommate now!!
(don't change your vote because I'm making fun of john)
And I only pee on Live Chat because I know rds has to clean.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:09 pm
by nietzsche
damn it! who voted for john?
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:43 pm
by saxitoxin
Here's a 3-bedroom I found in San Diego for $1645. So it would be like $550/person plus utilities. Something for everyone - for nagerous it's a tram ride from the nightlife in the Gas Lamp District, for BvP there are a bunch of Armenians who live around there - Armenians are like hairy Russians, I bet there's a comic book or trading card game store nearby for john9blue, and it's within running distance of the border which will appeal to nietzsche.
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/apa/3296135117.html
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:47 pm
by thegreekdog
Hopefully the four of them can deal with only having two cars since there are only two available parking spaces.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:50 pm
by saxitoxin
thegreekdog wrote:Hopefully the four of them can deal with only having two cars since there are only two available parking spaces.
Nagerous doesn't know how to drive on the right side of the road, BvP doesn't seem like the driving type and nietzsche obviously wouldn't be able to get a driver's license, or any other form of identification. So john9blue is gonna hafta give them all rides in his '98 Civic.

Posted:
Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:55 pm
by 2dimes
If at least one of them hasa TV that sounds pretty sweet.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:10 pm
by Neoteny
saxitoxin wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Hopefully the four of them can deal with only having two cars since there are only two available parking spaces.
Nagerous doesn't know how to drive on the right side of the road, BvP doesn't seem like the driving type and nietzsche obviously wouldn't be able to get a driver's license, or any other form of identification. So john9blue is gonna hafta give them all rides in his '98 Civic.
I smell a TV series in the making. I'm envisioning something along the lines of Perfect Strangers crossed with 90210.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:23 pm
by nietzsche
Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:45 pm
by Timminz
So, which two are sharing a bedroom?
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:01 pm
by nagerous
nietzsche wrote:Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.
Leave the UK and go live in San Diego? Sure.
I don't need a car either, as it would just encourage me to drink and drive and end up getting my visa revoked.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:05 pm
by nietzsche
nagerous wrote:nietzsche wrote:Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.
Leave the UK and go live in San Diego? Sure
Come on we would be close to uncle saxi!!
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:06 pm
by nagerous
nietzsche wrote:nagerous wrote:nietzsche wrote:Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.
Leave the UK and go live in San Diego? Sure
Come on we would be close to uncle saxi!!
I wasn't being sarcastic
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:40 pm
by nietzsche
Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:58 pm
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.
San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves.
http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:40 pm
by BigBallinStalin
saxitoxin wrote:nietzsche wrote:Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.
San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves.
http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)
Can you not get back from San Diego to Santa Barbara?
Has the State failed to pay its road bills?
Re: Who would be the best rooommate?

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Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:39 pm
by saxitoxin
BigBallinStalin wrote:saxitoxin wrote:nietzsche wrote:Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.
San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves.
http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)
Can you not get back from San Diego to Santa Barbara?
no; see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlPC3h3Z2Y&t=4m28s