Come in, sit down, or lay down, your choice

[nietzsche]

Hey guys, saxi is coaching my in psychoanalysis, I'm very advanced now.

I thought it would be a great opportunity to contribute to the community by helping you guys through your problems, and at the same time I would get to practice saxi's teachings.

So, for anyone who wants to talk about their problem, step in. Only one person is not allowed, but I won't say who

[Funkyterrance]

Is it ironic that the only person to post on this thread after half a day is someone who is foed by the op?

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My delusional paranoia has grown to a point where I cannot distinguish reality enough to keep track of the convoluted lies my faked second personality with unprincipled narcissism has told to manipulate those around me. I need to purge the evidence and flee the country, too many accomplices recognize me at this point so I need to get rid of them too, I have decided on a recipe to accomplish this task.

Anyhow, I digress, are there any special rules to adjusting flour ratios, rising times, and baking temperatures in high altitudes?

[nietzsche]

This post was made by Funkyterrance who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

I see. And how does that make you feel?

[john9blue]

This post was made by Funkyterrance who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

I see. And how does that make you feel?

this makes it very obvious that you actually read his post

if you read the posts of people you ignore, why bother even having an ignore list at all?

[nietzsche]

This post was made by Funkyterrance who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

I see. And how does that make you feel?

this makes it very obvious that you actually read his post

if you read the posts of people you ignore, why bother even having an ignore list at all?

Lol no. But your post proves my theory that was something against me. I've only have clicked once in Display this post, it was at the No context quotes thread because I was sure it was going to be about me since I had posted 2 quotes about him previously.

Why I don't read his posts? Because I don't like him, and he actually got me angry once, why give him the power? He's obviously trying to prove to everyone how bad I am. He'll be forever upset because I'm handsome and he's ugly!! lmao

Some times I get to read his posts when someone quotes him like BBS just did in max's jimboston post, which further proves he's still upset with me, also, he claimed to have a philosophy background when he started posting here, and tbh, the little I get to read by him, he's not very bright at all... but I might be wrong I only read some of what's quoted, and there are some threads I don't get into.

[nietzsche]

But shh.. I have to talk to slash now.

[nietzsche]

My delusional paranoia has grown to a point where I cannot distinguish reality enough to keep track of the convoluted lies my faked second personality with unprincipled narcissism has told to manipulate those around me. I need to purge the evidence and flee the country, too many accomplices recognize me at this point so I need to get rid of them too, I have decided on a recipe to accomplish this task.

Anyhow, I digress, are there any special rules to adjusting flour ratios, rising times, and baking temperatures in high altitudes?

I understand. You are safe here with me. I'm ready to use a novel approach with you. Will you be willing to lay on the floor face down while I stand on your back?

[Funkyterrance]

if you read the posts of people you ignore, why bother even having an ignore list at all?

Lol no. But your post proves my theory that was something against me. I've only have clicked once in Display this post, it was at the No context quotes thread because I was sure it was going to be about me since I had posted 2 quotes about him previously.

Why I don't read his posts? Because I don't like him, and he actually got me angry once, why give him the power? He's obviously trying to prove to everyone how bad I am. He'll be forever upset because I'm handsome and he's ugly!! lmao

Some times I get to read his posts when someone quotes him like BBS just did in max's jimboston post, which further proves he's still upset with me, also, he claimed to have a philosophy background when he started posting here, and tbh, the little I get to read by him, he's not very bright at all... but I might be wrong I only read some of what's quoted, and there are some threads I don't get into.

So who is the therapist and who is the patient here???

[nietzsche]

Shit, now I want to read what he posted!!!!!!!!!

john9blueee!!!!

[BigBallinStalin]

Nietz. FunkyT. Welcome to my office. Please have a seat on the floor or lay down on the one-man couch together.

You two seem to be having this conflict with each other.

What could y'all do for each other that would resolve this?

[Funkyterrance]

Nietz. FunkyT. Welcome to my office. Please have a seat on the floor or lay down on the one-man couch together.

You two seem to be having this conflict with each other.

What could y'all do for each other that would resolve this?

*points at crotch*

[BigBallinStalin]

Nietz. FunkyT. Welcome to my office. Please have a seat on the floor or lay down on the one-man couch together.

You two seem to be having this conflict with each other.

What could y'all do for each other that would resolve this?

*points at crotch*

Oh! The crabs cream is on the book shelf--right below my personal tissues and lubricant. Please don't touch those.

[jimboston]

Only one person is not allowed, but I won't say who.[/size]

Is it me? Is this finally going to be the thread in which I am allowed to post?

[fadedpsychosis]

Only one person is not allowed, but I won't say who.

Is it me? Is this finally going to be the thread in which I am allowed to post?

nope

[oss spy]

Nietz. FunkyT. Welcome to my office. Please have a seat on the floor or lay down on the one-man couch together.

You two seem to be having this conflict with each other.

What could y'all do for each other that would resolve this?

*points at crotch*

Oh! The crabs cream is on the book shelf--right below my personal tissues and lubricant. Please don't touch those.

I love you.

[/]

My delusional paranoia has grown to a point where I cannot distinguish reality enough to keep track of the convoluted lies my faked second personality with unprincipled narcissism has told to manipulate those around me. I need to purge the evidence and flee the country, too many accomplices recognize me at this point so I need to get rid of them too, I have decided on a recipe to accomplish this task.

Anyhow, I digress, are there any special rules to adjusting flour ratios, rising times, and baking temperatures in high altitudes?

I understand. You are safe here with me. I'm ready to use a novel approach with you. Will you be willing to lay on the floor face down while I stand on your back?

Sure, I'll lay down, the floor counts as a lower altitude, right? Probably even more so if you stand on me. I can just use the recipe as is, thanks doc!

[nietzsche]

My delusional paranoia has grown to a point where I cannot distinguish reality enough to keep track of the convoluted lies my faked second personality with unprincipled narcissism has told to manipulate those around me. I need to purge the evidence and flee the country, too many accomplices recognize me at this point so I need to get rid of them too, I have decided on a recipe to accomplish this task.

Anyhow, I digress, are there any special rules to adjusting flour ratios, rising times, and baking temperatures in high altitudes?

I understand. You are safe here with me. I'm ready to use a novel approach with you. Will you be willing to lay on the floor face down while I stand on your back?

Sure, I'll lay down, the floor counts as a lower altitude, right? Probably even more so if you stand on me. I can just use the recipe as is, thanks doc!

That was part of the evaluation. You are in deep shit, mentally wise.

You are perfect candidate for saxi's novel approach, Pain Therapy. Believe me this shit has worked, he's used it with people like Britney Spears and Heath Ledger.

Fortunately I'm trained in it. Are you willing to endure pain until there's no you and I can program a better slash?

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That was part of the evaluation. You are in deep shit, mentally wise.

You are perfect candidate for saxi's novel approach, Pain Therapy. Believe me this shit has worked, he's used it with people like Britney Spears and Heath Ledger.

Fortunately I'm trained in it. Are you willing to endure pain until there's no you and I can program a better slash?

That sounds alright so far... But how much is my deductible? And will you eat this bread to prove you aren't a pod person?

[BigBallinStalin]

Nietz. FunkyT. Welcome to my office. Please have a seat on the floor or lay down on the one-man couch together.

You two seem to be having this conflict with each other.

What could y'all do for each other that would resolve this?

*points at crotch*

Oh! The crabs cream is on the book shelf--right below my personal tissues and lubricant. Please don't touch those.

I love you.

I love you too, and thanks for stopping by.


Now, FunkyT. Nietz. We're in a safe zone here. Please, let know what is on y'all's minds.

[Funkyterrance]

Well Doctor, everything is my fault apparently.

[BigBallinStalin]

Well Doctor, everything is my fault apparently.

Let's skip past the rubbish and admit that Nietz, FunkyT, and the world are all [partially responsible for this.

But the blame game won't get us far.

So, in general, what do you expect from your fellow ConquerClubber in the fora?

[Funkyterrance]

Well Doctor, everything is my fault apparently.

Let's skip past the rubbish and admit that Nietz, FunkyT, and the world are all [partially responsible for this.

But the blame game won't get us far.

So, in general, what do you expect from your fellow ConquerClubber in the fora?

Well, when I get home from breaking my butt at the office a nice cold beer would be nice. Is that so much to ask? He says, "Well I'm tired too, you know!" Tired from what??? Watching the Bold and the Beautiful and not cleaning the house? Then its all about how I never tell him he's handsome anymore, blah blah blah...

[BigBallinStalin]

Well Doctor, everything is my fault apparently.

Let's skip past the rubbish and admit that Nietz, FunkyT, and the world are all [partially responsible for this.

But the blame game won't get us far.

So, in general, what do you expect from your fellow ConquerClubber in the fora?

Well, when I get home from breaking my butt at the office a nice cold beer would be nice. Is that so much to ask? He says, "Well I'm tired too, you know!" Tired from what??? Watching the Bold and the Beautiful and not cleaning the house? Then its all about how I never tell him he's handsome anymore, blah blah blah...

Quit crying and get outta my office. And take your Nietz with you.

And give me back my crabs cream, you scoundrel!

[Funkyterrance]

Quit crying and get outta my office. And take your Nietz with you.

And give me back my crabs cream, you scoundrel!

*grabs Nietz by the arm and quickly ushers him out of the room*
"He's not getting one red cent of my f***ing money, the F***ing quack! Cmon, honey."
Nietzsche looks over his shoulder and apologizes with his eyes on the way out
*SLAM*