A tale of three rich people

People talk about the “rich” all the time. I’m a visual person; I like to see examples. So I’ve come up with this tale of three rich people. Each person is different. People say Rich People are evil. People say that they should pay their “fare” share. Let’s look at the three people and ask what really is fair?
Person number one is Tiger Woods. He makes a lot of money. Upfront, he makes a lot of money in endorsements. He also makes a lot of money in scoring high in professional golf games. People pay lots of money to see him play. Yet when he wins a game, he has to give more of his winnings to Uncle Sam than the person who doesn’t have the endorsements because of the progressive tax system.
Person number two is Mitt Romney. He has capital that is used in investments. Every time he takes an investment and invests in something else he has to pay a “capital gain” tax. He might not even see the money; having invested it in something else, but he still has to pay the tax. Along with dividends, which have been taxed at the corporate level before he gets to see it, he pays a lower tax rate on all the combined “income” of which only a small portion he generally uses for personal use.
Person number three is Warren Buffet. Poor, poor warren buffet; he has no money at all. He gave his money to his company Berkshire Hathaway which is orders of magnitude above Woods and Romney. In turn the company provides him with a small but modest income of around a million dollars, far less than the money that Woods makes every year (but which he has to use to invest for his retirement) and far less than the Capital rich Romney has to pay in capital gains. More over, accounting tricks probably make most of the income hidden as “corporate expenses.” So he, being the richest of the three, pays the least amount to Uncle Sam.
Obama loves Warren Buffet, hates Mitt Romney, and while we don’t officially know his relationship with Tiger Woods, probably isn’t fond of any person who plays golf better than he does. (This explains why he hates almost everyone on the planet.) That, my friend, is all you need to know about “fairness.” He hates those people who jet off to Martha’s Vineyard every other month and spend four days a week playing golf … wait, that’s Barrack Hussein Obama.
Person number one is Tiger Woods. He makes a lot of money. Upfront, he makes a lot of money in endorsements. He also makes a lot of money in scoring high in professional golf games. People pay lots of money to see him play. Yet when he wins a game, he has to give more of his winnings to Uncle Sam than the person who doesn’t have the endorsements because of the progressive tax system.
Person number two is Mitt Romney. He has capital that is used in investments. Every time he takes an investment and invests in something else he has to pay a “capital gain” tax. He might not even see the money; having invested it in something else, but he still has to pay the tax. Along with dividends, which have been taxed at the corporate level before he gets to see it, he pays a lower tax rate on all the combined “income” of which only a small portion he generally uses for personal use.
Person number three is Warren Buffet. Poor, poor warren buffet; he has no money at all. He gave his money to his company Berkshire Hathaway which is orders of magnitude above Woods and Romney. In turn the company provides him with a small but modest income of around a million dollars, far less than the money that Woods makes every year (but which he has to use to invest for his retirement) and far less than the Capital rich Romney has to pay in capital gains. More over, accounting tricks probably make most of the income hidden as “corporate expenses.” So he, being the richest of the three, pays the least amount to Uncle Sam.
Obama loves Warren Buffet, hates Mitt Romney, and while we don’t officially know his relationship with Tiger Woods, probably isn’t fond of any person who plays golf better than he does. (This explains why he hates almost everyone on the planet.) That, my friend, is all you need to know about “fairness.” He hates those people who jet off to Martha’s Vineyard every other month and spend four days a week playing golf … wait, that’s Barrack Hussein Obama.