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Has this ever happened to you?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:06 pm

Researchers at Toshiba’s Akimu Robotic Research Institute were thrilled ten months ago when they successfully programmed Kenji, a third generation humanoid robot, to convincingly emulate certain human emotions. At the time, they even claimed that Kenji was capable of the robot equivalent of love.

The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji.

Ever since that incident, each time Kenji is re-activated, he instantaneously bonds with the first technician to meet his gaze and rushes to embrace them with his two 100kg hydraulic arms. It doesn’t help that Kenji uses only pre-recorded dog and cat noises to communicate and is able to vocalize his love through a 20 watt speaker in his chest.

Read more: http://realitypod.com/2010/10/robot-pro ... z29xS78pU7
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:35 pm

No. Is the wait list long for this?
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:40 pm

2dimes wrote:No. Is the wait list long for this?


Not that long, but you have to bring your own lube.

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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:42 pm

Sign me up!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:45 pm

My preference is molybdenum. You only have to apply it once a week even with heavy traffic.
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:06 pm

No offense but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. I'll bet some intern programmed him to do it.
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:27 pm

Do blowjobs count?
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:11 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Do blowjobs count?


Sorry, the detachable hose on the vacuum cleaner you discovered during summer break in 9th grade doesn't count as a robot, AoG. Now move along.
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:04 pm

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Is that the intern? She doesn't seem to see the world widescreen.

Anyway, we need the name of that model.
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby maxfaraday on Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:13 pm

nietzsche wrote:Image

Is that the intern? She doesn't seem to see the world widescreen.

Anyway, we need the name of that model.


She looks like Jennifer Lopez
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:26 pm

This exact thing happened to me, but then they programmed me with a proper human voice, and I didn't have to kidnap lovers any more.
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