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Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:06 pm
by saxitoxin
Researchers at Toshiba’s Akimu Robotic Research Institute were thrilled ten months ago when they successfully programmed Kenji, a third generation humanoid robot, to convincingly emulate certain human emotions. At the time, they even claimed that Kenji was capable of the robot equivalent of love.

The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji.

Ever since that incident, each time Kenji is re-activated, he instantaneously bonds with the first technician to meet his gaze and rushes to embrace them with his two 100kg hydraulic arms. It doesn’t help that Kenji uses only pre-recorded dog and cat noises to communicate and is able to vocalize his love through a 20 watt speaker in his chest.

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:35 pm
by 2dimes
No. Is the wait list long for this?

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:40 pm
by saxitoxin
2dimes wrote:No. Is the wait list long for this?


Not that long, but you have to bring your own lube.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:42 pm
by 2dimes
Sign me up!!!

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:45 pm
by 2dimes
My preference is molybdenum. You only have to apply it once a week even with heavy traffic.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:06 pm
by Funkyterrance
No offense but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. I'll bet some intern programmed him to do it.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:27 pm
by Army of GOD
Do blowjobs count?

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:11 pm
by saxitoxin
Army of GOD wrote:Do blowjobs count?


Sorry, the detachable hose on the vacuum cleaner you discovered during summer break in 9th grade doesn't count as a robot, AoG. Now move along.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:04 pm
by nietzsche
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Is that the intern? She doesn't seem to see the world widescreen.

Anyway, we need the name of that model.

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:13 pm
by maxfaraday
nietzsche wrote:Image

Is that the intern? She doesn't seem to see the world widescreen.

Anyway, we need the name of that model.


She looks like Jennifer Lopez

Re: Has this ever happened to you?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:26 pm
by jonesthecurl
This exact thing happened to me, but then they programmed me with a proper human voice, and I didn't have to kidnap lovers any more.