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Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:20 am**

This is classic....A Swedish town will pay for unemployed youths to go to Norway to look for work :lol:

Hell of a way to reduce unemployment.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/9645959/Sweden-pays-jobless-youth-to-move-to-Norway.html

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:10 pm**

It's a win-win situation, really, Norway needs workers, and this way Sweden can reduce its number of unemployed young people.

As for "not getting along"... it's more of a slap-slap-kiss relationship.

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:26 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:it's more of a slap-slap-kiss relationship.

That's the best kind!

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:28 pm**

Are there stipulations like you can't move back? I'd like to set up a youth racket where we move across the border every couple of days.

--Andy

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:33 pm**

Can I go there to look for work?
What does Norway produce?

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:10 pm**

Juan_Bottom wrote:What does Norway produce?

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:43 pm**

Juan_Bottom wrote:Can I go there to look for work?
What does Norway produce?

Hot blondes with questionable morals.

Have you produced a hot blonde with questionable morals before? Or, have you produced a blonde but it will be a few years before you know if she turns out hot or with questionable morals? Either way, you might qualify.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:16 am**

Funkyterrance wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:What does Norway produce?

Oh yeah, these too, to cut up the trees with:

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:01 am**

I thought that Canada had the monopoly on evergreen trees?

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:06 am**

They've got oil, too. And let's not forget the black metal.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:21 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:They've got oil, too.

Oh yeah, thanks MeDeFe, I forgot. You need oil to lubricate the chain on the saw that cuts the trees. :oops:

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:27 pm**

itasca? Shieldgenerator's brand of bar lube?

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:48 pm**

Juan_Bottom wrote:Can I go there to look for work?
What does Norway produce?

Rich people.

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