Thread for making fun of Amish AoG

[nietzsche]

AoG is without power.

What do you think he's doing right now??

Hint: He cannot masturbate without porn.

[BigBallinStalin]

Although he may not have access to pornographic capital which requires electricity, he can seek substitutes.

At this moment, he is pumping out his 28th orgasm of the day--thanks to a Maxim magazine, which he recently acquired from his neighbor. He learned from the fora that the best way to survive a disaster scenario is to man-up, wave a gun around, and demand answers (and stuff).

[nietzsche]

I think he might actually be having sex, he has 2 girl roommates, they might have noticed he's not gay after they had to hang out for more than 5 minutes because there was no tv or internet.

[Phatscotty]

Actually learned how to gangnam in Florida a couple weekends ago. Chiks love it

This won't help you too much AOG, but at least you will look hawt if you practice

[nietzsche]

hey guys, what are you doing right now with your electric power?

I'm posting here, playing a few games, A/C was on a few minutes ago, have a lamp on. My diskstation is downloading a couple of movies.

I have the tv off but I'm recording Sportscenter to watch later when I'm on the treadmill.

[Funkyterrance]

I've not used a single electrical appliance today aside from my computer and the hot water heater for my shower. Just didn't feel like using anything else.

[2dimes]

Sure but you have the luxury to make choices. Army is douching in the water flowing down his street.

[Funkyterrance]

Sure but you have the luxury to make choices. Army is douching in the water flowing down his street.

Yeah that's kinda what I was going for.

Thanks for the image though, that was good for a chuckle.

[Army of GOD]

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

[nietzsche]

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

[Army of GOD]

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

[nietzsche]

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

[muy_thaiguy]

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

He humped a car while it was floating down the street?

[Dukasaur]

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

He humped a car while it was floating down the street?

And when he was done he looked inside, and noticed the severed head of....

[nietzsche]

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

He humped a car while it was floating down the street?

And when he was done he looked inside, and noticed the severed head of....

Symmetry??

OMG what have I done!!!!!!!! The drama!!! But I cannot bring myself to delete it!!!! OMG

[AndyDufresne]

AOG has to keep busy:






--Andy

[2dimes]

Huh, looks like Niets missed that pretty obvious euphemism AoG used to describe blowing Russian dudes during the power outage.