Conquer Club

AoG is without power.

What do you think he's doing right now??

Hint: He cannot masturbate without porn.

Although he may not have access to pornographic capital which requires electricity, he can seek substitutes.

At this moment, he is pumping out his 28th orgasm of the day--thanks to a Maxim magazine, which he recently acquired from his neighbor. He learned from the fora that the best way to survive a disaster scenario is to man-up, wave a gun around, and demand answers (and stuff).

I think he might actually be having sex, he has 2 girl roommates, they might have noticed he's not gay after they had to hang out for more than 5 minutes because there was no tv or internet.

Actually learned how to gangnam in Florida a couple weekends ago. Chiks love it

This won't help you too much AOG, but at least you will look hawt if you practice

hey guys, what are you doing right now with your electric power?

I'm posting here, playing a few games, A/C was on a few minutes ago, have a lamp on. My diskstation is downloading a couple of movies.

I have the tv off but I'm recording Sportscenter to watch later when I'm on the treadmill.

I've not used a single electrical appliance today aside from my computer and the hot water heater for my shower. Just didn't feel like using anything else.

Sure but you have the luxury to make choices. Army is douching in the water flowing down his street.

2dimes wrote:Sure but you have the luxury to make choices. Army is douching in the water flowing down his street.

Yeah that's kinda what I was going for.

Thanks for the image though, that was good for a chuckle.

who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

Army of GOD wrote:who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

Army of GOD wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

He humped a car while it was floating down the street?

muy_thaiguy wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

He humped a car while it was floating down the street?

And when he was done he looked inside, and noticed the severed head of....

Dukasaur wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:who has two thumbs and now has power?

THIS GUY MOTHERFUCKERS

tell us about your experience as amish aog for a week.

Built a lot of fires and ate a lot of kielbasa.

that is fucking boring if you don't have a story to tell make up one.

He humped a car while it was floating down the street?

And when he was done he looked inside, and noticed the severed head of....

Symmetry??

OMG what have I done!!!!!!!! The drama!!! But I cannot bring myself to delete it!!!! OMG

AOG has to keep busy:






--Andy

Huh, looks like Niets missed that pretty obvious euphemism AoG used to describe blowing Russian dudes during the power outage.