Philosopher Space Jump (Poll Added)

The contenders(borrowed from Deathmatch thread):
Thomas Hobbes vs. Niccolo Machiavelli


Which one has the more aerodynamic body?
Which is most likely to soil himself on the way down?
Which is most likely to be pondering when its time to pull the ripcord?
Thomas Hobbes vs. Niccolo Machiavelli


Which one has the more aerodynamic body?
Which is most likely to soil himself on the way down?
Which is most likely to be pondering when its time to pull the ripcord?