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Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:18 pm**

http://www.techradar.com/news/internet/google-found-guilty-of-libel-for-listing-results-1115759

Google has been successfully sued for $200 000 dollars for refusing to censor articles that expose the mafia in Australia.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:01 pm**

Does the Australian mafia use guns?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:02 pm**

Phatscotty wrote:Does the Australian mafia use guns?

They use poisonous snakes.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:13 pm**

and crocs

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:17 pm**

they mate you to death

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:53 pm**

Phatscotty wrote:they mate you to death

Hmm. Phatscotty seems to have knowledge of the inner workings.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:00 am**

DoomYoshi wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:they mate you to death

Hmm. Phatscotty seems to have knowledge of the inner workings.

I think I would be okay with being mated to death.

You did mean having lots of sex right?

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:10 pm**

thegreekdog wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:they mate you to death

Hmm. Phatscotty seems to have knowledge of the inner workings.

I think I would be okay with being mated to death.

You did mean having lots of sex right?

Nope. It means Crocodile Dundee sits on your chest telling you long and boring stories about his glory days, and fails to notice you have trouble breathing.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:19 pm**

thegreekdog wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:they mate you to death

Hmm. Phatscotty seems to have knowledge of the inner workings.

I think I would be okay with being mated to death.

You did mean having lots of sex right?

Death by snu-snu.

-TG

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:24 pm**

thegreekdog wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:they mate you to death

Hmm. Phatscotty seems to have knowledge of the inner workings.

I think I would be okay with being mated to death.

You did mean having lots of sex right?

Yea, I'm sure you'd enjoy having a mafia member's...member...in your anus until you die from internal bleeding. That sounds stupendous.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:46 pm**

Crikey dick mate, thats fair dinkum fucked. Need to have a fair suck of the sav before I get me noggin around that little ripper

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:52 pm**

Lootifer wrote:Crikey dick mate, thats fair dinkum fucked. Need to have a fair suck of the sav before I get me noggin around that little ripper

Aren't Kiwis just Australians' illiterate step-brothers?

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:34 am**

Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Crikey dick mate, thats fair dinkum fucked. Need to have a fair suck of the sav before I get me noggin around that little ripper

Aren't Kiwis just Australians' illiterate step-brothers?

Nah that's Tasmanians, mate.

And fairly silly thread.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:53 am**

Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Crikey dick mate, thats fair dinkum fucked. Need to have a fair suck of the sav before I get me noggin around that little ripper

Aren't Kiwis just Australians' illiterate step-brothers?

Kiwis seem more polite as long as you're not Australian or call them one.

Both accuse the other of being the ones that hump the sheep.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:55 am**

Fun fact, in Australia "speedos" are called "budgy smugglers."

--Andy

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:44 pm**

Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Crikey dick mate, thats fair dinkum fucked. Need to have a fair suck of the sav before I get me noggin around that little ripper

Aren't Kiwis just Australians' illiterate step-brothers?

Iliad is right, thats Tasmanians (compared with mainland aussies).

We are the quieter cousin who's a little bit dim (we drool on occasion); but never get picked last in a game of back yard cricket or school yard scrap.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:02 pm**

So now I can start looking for shady things on Google and then sue them for it...

...The real bogans tend to get Tasmania and New Zealand confused...

... Didn't you know, the head honcho of the Aussie mafia is a national symbol:

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:19 pm**

Don't mate on me

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:21 pm**

I have sent them an email ordering them to take down creationist websites, as they are libellious against God. Les see if I can make some money.

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