Nobody. I read an interview with Jackson that said he is making it into 3 movies by expanding Gandalf's adventures. That's like making a movie of the Bible focused on the years between Jesus' 12th and 30th birthday. It doesn't make sense. He shouldn't call it the Hobbit, he should call it: Gandalf's Madcap Adventures in Middle Earth presented by Scope and Motorola.
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:28 pm
by Lootifer
DoomYoshi wrote:Nobody. I read an interview with Jackson that said he is making it into 3 movies by expanding Gandalf's adventures. That's like making a movie of the Bible focused on the years between Jesus' 12th and 30th birthday. It doesn't make sense. He shouldn't call it the Hobbit, he should call it: Gandalf's Madcap Adventures in Middle Earth presented by Scope and Motorola.
Tolkins grandson, who I understand owns the rights currently, helped write and approve any and all expansions to the story line. The reason it is three movies is rumored to be because it gives a background for the goblin wars and other details that hobbit fans are more than likely to really enjoy.
I personally have no problem with this.
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:30 pm
by DoomYoshi
Yea, I'll probably still end up seeing it, I just really want someone to make that Bible movie to balance out reality again.
EDIT: and Tolkien's grandson can write the update Jesus story. He should especially focus on Jesus' role in the upcoming Goblin Wars.
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:26 pm
by MegaProphet
I would, but I've got an early final tomorrow
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:49 pm
by crispybits
You would update the Jesus story?
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:57 pm
by MegaProphet
crispybits wrote:You would update the Jesus story?
Go to The Hobbit at midnight. I won't let an early final get in the way of me updating the Jesus story
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:59 pm
by Dukasaur
MegaProphet wrote:
crispybits wrote:You would update the Jesus story?
Go to The Hobbit at midnight. I won't let an early final get in the way of me updating the Jesus story
Yeah, I've heard of writing an essay at the last minute, but....
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:33 pm
by Funkyterrance
Lootifer wrote:Tolkins grandson, who I understand owns the rights currently, helped write and approve any and all expansions to the story line. The reason it is three movies is rumored to be because it gives a background for the goblin wars and other details that hobbit fans are more than likely to really enjoy.
I personally have no problem with this.
Do you enjoy Sean Lennon's musical genius as well?
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:42 pm
by pancakemix
I thought they already had the in-between portion of Jesus' life in some apocryphal books.
That said, I think my favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus fights the pirates.
As for the Hobbit, I'm not going at midnight, but I'll likely go several times (with girlfriend, with non-girl friends, with family, etc.)
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:25 pm
by Gilligan
This is not a Jesus thread, it's a thread about hobbitses!!
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:44 pm
by x-raider
Yeh, Well I've still got another week or so to wait, since it only gets released on the 26th down-under.
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:46 pm
by DoomYoshi
Its ok, you can have Jesus in the meantime.
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:06 pm
by Dukasaur
Funkyterrance wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Tolkins grandson, who I understand owns the rights currently, helped write and approve any and all expansions to the story line. The reason it is three movies is rumored to be because it gives a background for the goblin wars and other details that hobbit fans are more than likely to really enjoy.
I personally have no problem with this.
Do you enjoy Sean Lennon's musical genius as well?
Julian Lennon has a tremendous voice.
Gilligan wrote:This is not a Jesus thread, it's a thread about hobbitses!!
Damn right!
Break the bowls and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
One of my biggest complaints about the LOTR movies is that they didn't use any of the songs from the books, other than that one brief snippet when Pippin sings for Denethor. I do hope they're going to rectify that with this movie, and that we'll have some of the great songs from the Hobbit.
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:09 pm
by DoomYoshi
Dukasaur wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Tolkins grandson, who I understand owns the rights currently, helped write and approve any and all expansions to the story line. The reason it is three movies is rumored to be because it gives a background for the goblin wars and other details that hobbit fans are more than likely to really enjoy.
I personally have no problem with this.
Do you enjoy Sean Lennon's musical genius as well?
Julian Lennon has a tremendous voice.
Gilligan wrote:This is not a Jesus thread, it's a thread about hobbitses!!
Damn right!
Break the bowls and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
One of my biggest complaints about the LOTR movies is that they didn't use any of the songs from the books, other than that one brief snippet when Pippin sings for Denethor. I do hope they're going to rectify that with this movie, and that we'll have some of the great songs from the Hobbit.
Have you seen the trailer? It has dwarf singing.
We never even got "Where there's a Whip, there's a Way" We might get the Leonard Nimoy song in this one, but I doubt it.
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:12 pm
by Dukasaur
DoomYoshi wrote:We never even got "Where there's a Whip, there's a Way"
Thank god for YouTube and blatant copyright infringement!
Re: The Hobbit
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:55 pm
by x-raider
Dukasaur wrote:One of my biggest complaints about the LOTR movies is that they didn't use any of the songs from the books, other than that one brief snippet when Pippin sings for Denethor. I do hope they're going to rectify that with this movie, and that we'll have some of the great songs from the Hobbit.
I certainly hope so too.
DoomYoshi wrote:Have you seen the trailer? It has dwarf singing.
Click image to enlarge.
DoomYoshi wrote:We might get the Leonard Nimoy song in this one, but I doubt it.