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Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:37 pm**

Inspired by "Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question" and "Combining Thread Titles"
Ask G-D, Gerard Depardieu or Tim Scott a Question and hopefully one of them will answer it.
In the absence of such a response, responsible parties may take a shot at answering the question/s themselves.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:16 pm**

Dear Gerard,

If protesting a 75% tax rate gets you castigated as unpatriotic by your country's president, what rate would it it be okay to protest but not be charged as unpatriotic?

Sincerely,
Phat-sco

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:55 pm**

Phatscotty wrote:Dear Gerard,

If protesting a 75% tax rate gets you castigated as unpatriotic by your country's president, what rate would it it be okay to protest but not be charged as unpatriotic?

Sincerely,
Phat-sco

Dear Phat-sco,

I'm not usually one for technicalities but for these type of things I tend to follow Parkinson's laws, in this case "the point of vanishing interest".
Thank-you for your question and I hope I have cleared up any misunderstandings to the best of my ability.

Sincerely
-Gerard

P.S. This letter has been ghost-written

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:39 pm**

What's the best meal you've ever had?

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:52 pm**

Baron Von PWN wrote:What's the best meal you've ever had?

Mayonnaise Sandwich

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Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:12 am**

Gerard, many Americans still think that you are a rapist. What do you do about people who don't bother to listen to an explanation?

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:20 am**

squishyg wrote:Gerard, many Americans still think that you are a rapist. What do you do about people who don't bother to listen to an explanation?

I give 'em the eye.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:19 am**

Why aren't the Asterix films available on DVD or Bluray in Canada?

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:22 pm**

Are you retarded?

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:49 pm**

Timminz wrote:Are you retarded?

Dear good sir,

I take offense to your use of that term.

-TIm Scott

P.S. This note has been ghost-written

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:52 pm**

So...

...yes?

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm**

2dimes wrote:Why aren't the Asterix films available on DVD or Bluray in Canada?

I am very sorry for this unfortunate occurrence, there is not much I can do about it at this present time. I hope you can find plenty other good ways to entertain yourself in the multitude's of today's digital media.

-x

P.S. The person who wrote this seems to be suffering from delusions which might best be explained by this anecdote:

In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "No I Didn't!"

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm**

anal with a sheep?

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:31 pm**

2dimes wrote:Why aren't the Asterix films available on DVD or Bluray in Canada?

Ghost link from G-d, received in my dreams:

http://www.amazon.ca/Ast%C3%A9rix-jeux-olympiques-G%C3%A9rard-Depardieu/dp/B001GCATSO/ref=sr_1_3?s=dvd-en-francais&ie=UTF8&qid=1356087306&sr=1-3

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