Conquer Club

You wake up and groggily go to the bathroom. Sometime during your pissing, you discover that your urine is reddish, brown.


What do you do?



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Create new caramel popcorn recipe and feed to neighbor's little brother...

Drinks more fluids, you are dehydrated, obviously.

Dink mors liquids, if the problem persists visit a doctor.

Wonder who named you "Rusty"

BMO

Obviously you are peeing through your bum.


The answer is turn around.

You forgot that you fell asleep wearing your 3D glasses. Remove them and the problem should clear up nearly instantaneously.

I don't see the problem.

BigBallinStalin wrote:You wake up and groggily go to the bathroom. Sometime during your pissing, you discover that your urine is reddish, brown.


What do you do?



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It was pretty immediate What happens when you drink beer for almost 12 hrs straight right?

For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.

BigBallinStalin wrote:For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.

But what if my art is oil-based? And what if so is what I'm painting?

BMO

rdsrds2120 wrote:But what if my art is oil-based? And what if so is what I'm painting?

BMO

Just let the issue progress a little longer and you will have that nice thick consistency you are looking for in you oils, rds.

BigBallinStalin wrote:For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.

Hmm, I think we may have our boy back.

Make sure the blood you were drinking hasn't oxidized; replace as needed.

rdsrds2120 wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:For those who didn't post, I can only assume that they have no idea what to do in such a situation. Do not fear, BBS is here.


BBS Protips:

1. Scoop some up and taste it to determine if it's worthy of preserving.
2. Scream and holler, throw up both your hands in the air.
3. Suddenly realize that this is the perfect color for your watercolor painting.

But what if my art is oil-based? And what if so is what I'm painting?

BMO

Then obviously this need not apply to you; otherwise, add olive oil.

Next question...

We've all heard of Blue Man Group, start a "Red Man Group". The show's finale is you pissing on a blank canvas in complete silence. The masterpiece(once dried) is sold at auction at an ungodly price.

Bottle it and sell it as a snake oil cures all. You live in the right place. You could go on a 12 southern state run and sell oodles.