Conquer Club

Clearly a difference of opinion on what constitutes female booty- is it, on the left, Grace O'Malley, Irish pirate queen, or Elizabeth I, with the bustle on the right?

The Run down:

Grace:
Grace O'Malley


Liz:

Is there such a lack of creativity here that there needs to be so many parody threads? Or has the trolling gone that out of control?

Nola_Lifer wrote:Is there such a lack of creativity here that there needs to be so many parody threads? Or has the trolling gone that out of control?

Huh? This is a thread about history. Pirate Booty or Bustle Booty? Booty is in the eye of the beholder, after all.

In Booty there is Loot, and in Loot, Booty.

jonesthecurl wrote:In Booty there is Loot, and in Loot, Booty.

E J Keats, if I'm not mistaken.

It's actually taken from the Pirate Glossary in the program for my panto, Arrr!. Written by Cap'n Brian Beardy, as I recall.

It's awesome either way.

Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.

Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.

You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?

Gillipig wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.

You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?

I'm surprised, nay shocked, that you didn't read the OP and post a considered opinion with regard to the poll. These are two powerful women, both worthy of respect, and their meeting was of considerable historic significance.

I trust you will consider the matter with a degree of seriousness in future.

Symmetry wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.

You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?

I'm surprised, nay shocked, that you didn't read the OP and post a considered opinion with regard to the poll. These are two powerful women, both worthy of respect, and their meeting was of considerable historic significance.

I trust you will consider the matter with a degree of seriousness in future.

But none of them had a big ass! And puss in boots is an animated male cat, so I won't check out his booty.
Clearly my random big ass pornstar, booty bumps them all into second place.

Gillipig wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.

You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?

I'm surprised, nay shocked, that you didn't read the OP and post a considered opinion with regard to the poll. These are two powerful women, both worthy of respect, and their meeting was of considerable historic significance.

I trust you will consider the matter with a degree of seriousness in future.

But none of them had a big ass! And puss in boots is an animated male cat, so I won't check out his booty.
Clearly my random big ass pornstar, booty bumps them all into second place.

This is not the thread for big asses, so I would suggest you take your picture elsewhere.

Puss in Boots is, of course a fairy tale character from the early modern period, and clearly relevant to the thread as a cultured alternative to the standard kittens option.

Good day sir.

Mary Ormond

I plundered your mum's booty, last night.

Timminz wrote:I plundered your mum's booty, last night.

She did mention that, it was kind of an awkward conversation.

Timminz wrote:I plundered your mum's booty, last night.

AAYYYOOOO

Army of GOD wrote:

Timminz wrote:I plundered your mum's booty, last night.

AAYYYOOOO

Bit late.

Timminz wrote:I plundered Serbia's mum's booty, last night.

Fixed.

Serbia wrote:

Timminz wrote:I plundered Serbia's mum's booty, last night.

Fixed.

I filmed it and uploaded it to Tumblr.

notyou2 wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Timminz wrote:I plundered Serbia's mum's booty, last night.

Fixed.

I filmed it and uploaded it to Tumblr.

I hope the act was consensual.

We had Serbia's consent.