i wonder if there is anything in creeper's life other than masturbating all day, because it really seems like it's the only thing going through his mind in this forum. I really hope for him he's only 13 and disovering his penis. At least his username and avatar are well chosen.
do you look somewhat like this?
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:33 pm
by 2dimes
What are you talking about betiko? He's an avid potato chef.
Re:
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:30 am
by CreepersWiener
2dimes wrote:What are you talking about betiko? He's an avid potato chef.
Not really, CBlake is.
CBlake wrote: I just stuck my d*ck in a bowl of mashed potatoes it felt so good I made my own gravy
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:32 pm
by 2dimes
You are his apprentice, yes?
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:34 pm
by Army of GOD
finger up the butt
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:04 pm
by CBlake
The Octopus on the head technique, gets ya every time
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:33 pm
by Phatscotty
Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.
It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
27% of people who read this will try it
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:52 pm
by CBlake
Phatscotty wrote:Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.
It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
27% of people who read this will try it
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:54 pm
by DoomYoshi
Masturbating to the stories in the bible is the best.
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:28 am
by CreepersWiener
DoomYoshi wrote:Masturbating to the stories in the bible is the best.
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:52 am
by greenoaks
i heard the blokes in the bible rocked back and forth, with their penis between there ankles, while they watched their sheep
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:30 am
by tkr4lf
With a half a liter of liquor in your system and some japanese midget porn.
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:47 pm
by crispybits
Hulk smash it!
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:56 pm
by CreepersWiener
Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!
crispybits wrote:Hulk smash it!
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:53 pm
by notyou2
Hulk splooged
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:21 pm
by oss spy
CreepersWiener wrote:Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!
crispybits wrote:Hulk smash it!
I love you.
Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:03 pm
by DoomYoshi
Wow. The bible pales in comparison. This thread is now awesome.