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I'm worried

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:29 am

I might score with this chick, but I've heard that when you have sex for the first time your penis bleeds a bit, and I'm nervous she'll find out I'm a virgin.

What can I do guys??

I need help.
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Re: I'm worried

Postby _sabotage_ on Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:26 am

Never have sex.
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Re: I'm worried

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:28 am

wear a strap on
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Re: I'm worried

Postby AAFitz on Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:32 am

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Re: I'm worried

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:37 am

Get a cork
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Re: I'm worried

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:22 pm

nietzsche wrote:I might score with this chick, but I've heard that when you have sex for the first time your penis bleeds a bit, and I'm nervous she'll find out I'm a virgin.

What can I do guys??

I need help.


get one of those baby band-aids...
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Re: I'm worried

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:48 pm

The penis is just an urban legend.
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Re: I'm worried

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:17 pm

If your penis bleeds, does that mean that you'll turn into a werewolf?

If your friend's penis bleeds, does that mean you'll turn into a werewolf?

I get these confused.
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Re: I'm worried

Postby Nola_Lifer on Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:19 pm

Make it obvious, bleed on her face.
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Re: I'm worried

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:28 pm

Get some leeches and take yourself down a quart.
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Re: I'm worried

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:31 pm

notyou2 wrote:Get some leeches and take yourself down a quart.


http://www.leeches.biz/buy-leeches.htm
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Re: I'm worried

Postby Nola_Lifer on Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:01 pm

Roose Bolton...
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Re: I'm worried

Postby bedub1 on Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:08 pm

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