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I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:29 am
by nietzsche
I might score with this chick, but I've heard that when you have sex for the first time your penis bleeds a bit, and I'm nervous she'll find out I'm a virgin.

What can I do guys??

I need help.

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:26 am
by _sabotage_
Never have sex.

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:28 am
by Army of GOD
wear a strap on

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:32 am
by AAFitz
superglue

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:37 am
by notyou2
Get a cork

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:22 pm
by Phatscotty
nietzsche wrote:I might score with this chick, but I've heard that when you have sex for the first time your penis bleeds a bit, and I'm nervous she'll find out I'm a virgin.

What can I do guys??

I need help.


get one of those baby band-aids...

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:48 pm
by Neoteny
The penis is just an urban legend.

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:17 pm
by BigBallinStalin
If your penis bleeds, does that mean that you'll turn into a werewolf?

If your friend's penis bleeds, does that mean you'll turn into a werewolf?

I get these confused.

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:19 pm
by Nola_Lifer
Make it obvious, bleed on her face.

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:28 pm
by notyou2
Get some leeches and take yourself down a quart.

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:31 pm
by notyou2
notyou2 wrote:Get some leeches and take yourself down a quart.


http://www.leeches.biz/buy-leeches.htm

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:01 pm
by Nola_Lifer
Roose Bolton...

Re: I'm worried

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:08 pm
by bedub1
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