Conquer Club

A new study released today shows that the Tea Party has killed more Americans with their Death Squads than died at the Battle of Stalingrad.

Think about how staggering a figure that is.

Less Americans were killed in that huge battle than by the Tea Party Death Squads.

Does this make any of you think that maybe the Tea Party is evil?

I thought Stalingrad was Germans vs Russians.

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Proof:
America wasn't at Stalingrad.

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Let's say, for argument's sake, there was a Tea Party Pool party in which someone slipped and broke open their head. Had the Tea Party not thrown the party, said person would not have been killed. Therefore the Tea Party could have killed more Americans than have died on Mars or any other place Americans have not died.

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I think it's more like people don't realize it's a joke.

lol, how many Americans died at the Battle of Stalingrad?

BigBallinStalin wrote:lol, how many Americans died at the Battle of Stalingrad?

27 BILLION

_sabotage_ wrote:I thought Stalingrad was Germans vs Russians.

Mostly,there were some Italians,Hungarians,Romanians and Croats on the German side fighting the Soviet Union,and it was these forces that turned out to be the weak link in the line when the Red Army counter attack broke through.
However I am surprised Hollywood hasn't made a movie showing US forces winning the day yet..

BigBallinStalin wrote:lol, how many Americans died at the Battle of Stalingrad?

I decided to try and find any evidence of an american being killed at the battle of Stalingrad. Like maybe as a military atache or something. no such luck.

chang50 wrote:

_sabotage_ wrote:I thought Stalingrad was Germans vs Russians.

Mostly,there were some Italians,Hungarians,Romanians and Croats on the German side fighting the Soviet Union,and it was these forces that turned out to be the weak link in the line when the Red Army counter attack broke through.
However I am surprised Hollywood hasn't made a movie showing US forces winning the day yet..

Oliver Stone pointed pretty clearly that the US wasn't part of the defeat of Germany, but that was a TV series...

Baron Von PWN wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:lol, how many Americans died at the Battle of Stalingrad?

I decided to try and find any evidence of an american being killed at the battle of Stalingrad. Like maybe as a military atache or something. no such luck.

Because the Tea Party Death Squads removed the Americans' dog tags right after killing them, and if those Americans didn't have dog tags and/or were spies, then obviously the TPDS beat the American-ness out of the corpse.

Lmao

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:lol, how many Americans died at the Battle of Stalingrad?

I decided to try and find any evidence of an american being killed at the battle of Stalingrad. Like maybe as a military atache or something. no such luck.

Because the Tea Party Death Squads removed the Americans' dog tags right after killing them, and if those Americans didn't have dog tags and/or were spies, then obviously the TPDS beat the American-ness out of the corpse.

STOP MAKING THINGS UP BBS

i find in some forums, that maybe 8-9 americans serve in Wermacht,, maybe try maybe not?

chang50 wrote:

_sabotage_ wrote:I thought Stalingrad was Germans vs Russians.

Mostly,there were some Italians,Hungarians,Romanians and Croats on the German side fighting the Soviet Union,and it was these forces that turned out to be the weak link in the line when the Red Army counter attack broke through.
However I am surprised Hollywood hasn't made a movie showing US forces winning the day yet..

Derp. It's called "Stagecoach".

DoomYoshi wrote:

chang50 wrote:

_sabotage_ wrote:I thought Stalingrad was Germans vs Russians.

Mostly,there were some Italians,Hungarians,Romanians and Croats on the German side fighting the Soviet Union,and it was these forces that turned out to be the weak link in the line when the Red Army counter attack broke through.
However I am surprised Hollywood hasn't made a movie showing US forces winning the day yet..

Derp. It's called "Stagecoach".

Been that long since I last saw it,completely forget about the Ringo Kid socking it to the sausage-eaters...

pimpdave wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:lol, how many Americans died at the Battle of Stalingrad?

I decided to try and find any evidence of an american being killed at the battle of Stalingrad. Like maybe as a military atache or something. no such luck.

Because the Tea Party Death Squads removed the Americans' dog tags right after killing them, and if those Americans didn't have dog tags and/or were spies, then obviously the TPDS beat the American-ness out of the corpse.

STOP MAKING THINGS UP BBS

You can't handle the truth.