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Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:51 am
by saxitoxin
Option 1: Florida Panhandle (US)
Option 2: Southern Aristocracy (US)




Option 3: Posh (UK)
Option 4: Cockney (UK)




Option 5: Australian



Option 6: American Standard (US)
Option 7: Boston (US)




Option 8: Cajun (US)



Option 9: Scottish (UK)


Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:02 am
by saxitoxin
I voted Option 3 purely because it's already established Symmetry is the sexiest person in The Club, and I generally read his posts in the voice of Professor Henry Higgins.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:07 pm
by nietzsche
I heard them all the same.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:23 pm
by tzor
Bonac - the mostly lost dialect of the natives of the southern fork of Long Island. It sounds a little bit like Boston/Maine but ticker and full bodied.

Now nearly lost forever, there was once a thriving local Bonac dialect, which held strong into the middle of the last century. Today, the Bonac accent is in the process of being lost to the New York City speech patterns of the western portion of Long Island. The Bonac accent is said to be akin to the spoken language of the working class settlers who came from England in the 17th century; and it is also, remarkably, said to be akin to accents of fishing cultures farther down the Atlantic coast, in the Carolinas, for instance, where similar groups of Englishmen settled around the same time. In Bonac, the word "pie," to give one example, was rendered as "poy." (As in, famously: "Boy goy that's good poy.") Archaic English words survived in Bonac dialect into the 20th century, such as the word "wickus" for rascal. There are only a handful of Bonac speakers left.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:26 pm
by Lootifer
Good lord you people are idiots. Oceanic (see: Australian) accent is terrible. Even I admit we all sound like fucking retards.

I voted boston; "Can I please have bouy-ban some with my bouy-gars "

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:09 am
by Funkyterrance
A- Wtf is posh???
B- Have you ever even heard a Boston accent? No offense to Bostoners but I'm more stimulated by the sling blade guy's accent.
C- Aren't we all desensitized to Australian and Scottish by now?

Anyway, I voted cajun, very warm sounding. Pun not intended.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:14 am
by chang50
Funkyterrance wrote:A- Wtf is posh???
B- Have you ever even heard a Boston accent? No offense to Bostoners but I'm more stimulated by the sling blade guy's accent.
C- Aren't we all desensitized to Australian and Scottish by now?

Anyway, I voted cajun, very warm sounding. Pun not intended.


Posh is upper class in Britain,Piers Morgan has a posh accent,probably acquired at an expensive Public School.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:43 am
by Gillipig
Cockney without a doubt, there's nothing sexier than a trashy girl saying something stupid with a dialect so stupid it's sexy.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:30 am
by jonesthecurl
ercha!

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:10 am
by Funkyterrance
chang50 wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:A- Wtf is posh???
B- Have you ever even heard a Boston accent? No offense to Bostoners but I'm more stimulated by the sling blade guy's accent.
C- Aren't we all desensitized to Australian and Scottish by now?

Anyway, I voted cajun, very warm sounding. Pun not intended.


Posh is upper class in Britain,Piers Morgan has a posh accent,probably acquired at an expensive Public School.


Ty. Now explain posh spice?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:19 am
by 2dimes
Funkyterrance wrote:
Ty. Now explain posh spice?

Somewhat humorous nick name for a member of a pop group.

Re:

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:23 am
by chang50
2dimes wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
Ty. Now explain posh spice?

Somewhat humorous nick name for a member of a pop group.


Created by a pop music magazine,possibly 'cos she acted posh.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 am
by 2dimes
Not someone at the team that developed the group at the record company?

Re:

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:28 am
by chang50
2dimes wrote:Not someone at the team that developed the group at the record company?


Only did a quick search but apparently it was a magazine.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:30 am
by 2dimes
Huh. Well it stuck. Did all the names come from a magazine? Was there more than one source?

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:52 am
by KoolBak
Which one would represent the classic southern belle? Alabama, Tennessee, the Carolinas.....

(my favorite foreign accent in english by FAR is Irish, then Scottish.....the northeastern USA accents bug the crap outta me, although the classic New Yorkers are a hoot to listen to....lol)


Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:37 pm
by BigBallinStalin
All of you are wrong. Russian accent is the sexiest.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:48 pm
by Funkyterrance
BigBallinStalin wrote:All of you are wrong. Russian accent is the sexiest.

Not too gutteral for you or do you mean men?

My friends mom was from West Virginia and her accent was actually pretty sexy imho.
Another thing of note: the "Boston" accent is really more like the equivalent of cockneyed for the UK.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:50 pm
by Lootifer
BigBallinStalin wrote:All of you are wrong. Russian accent is the sexiest.

Theres a russian and indian in our office not far from where I sit; they work quite closely together and always have loud and awesome arguments about minor shit (economists for you...). The india vs russia accent battle is a thing to behold; shit keeps me going through the long working day.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:59 pm
by 2dimes
Lootifer wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:All of you are wrong. Russian accent is the sexiest.

Theres a russian and indian in our office not far from where I sit; they work quite closely together and always have loud and awesome arguments about minor shit (economists for you...). The india vs russia accent battle is a thing to behold; shit keeps me going through the long working day.

If you could get a Jamaican in on those they would be perfect.

Re:

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:02 pm
by Lootifer
2dimes wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:All of you are wrong. Russian accent is the sexiest.

Theres a russian and indian in our office not far from where I sit; they work quite closely together and always have loud and awesome arguments about minor shit (economists for you...). The india vs russia accent battle is a thing to behold; shit keeps me going through the long working day.

If you could get a Jamaican in on those they would be perfect.

Haha f*ck yeah; the russian accent is a great one, similar to Jamacian in that it has a kind of slow and almost melodical kind of sound - someone who know more about linguistics can prob explain this better.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:09 pm
by 2dimes
I worked with a couple of Jamaican guys when I was 18 they were so awesome. I would translate all the time because I'd listen to what they were saying and figured out all the words they used that everyone else didn't. The one was like 54 and he had a 17 year old girl friend. When they would argue they'd start speaking super fast.

It was awesome.

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:10 pm
by Funkyterrance
Not sure if lootifer was agreeing or disagreeing with bbs but ah well.
I do like the Indian accent only because I have positive associations with it. I wonder how much this has to do with the attraction of any of them?

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:11 pm
by Lootifer
Oh i was in support; russia: f*ck yeah!

Re: Sexiest Accent

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:18 pm
by Funkyterrance
I worked with a German girl for some time and I found the accent a little "cold". Or maybe it was just her. :|