1. Have a pos car. 2. Don't keep valuables or cash in the car. 3. Don't install a stereo in your car. 4. Leave garbage in the car.
Ha! Stupid suckers. (For reference I had my car broken into for the third time last night and just noticed when I got back from class.) It brings me great pleasure that they rifled through all the trash and found absolutely nothing!
edit: Alas, they did take me lunch pail. Bastards.
-TG
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:26 pm
by Metsfanmax
5. Post in a newspaper the license plate numbers of all cars that have bombs attached to protect against unwanted entry.
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:32 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Good. I like it.
-TG
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:40 pm
by Dukasaur
Keep your cats in a lock-box.
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:20 pm
by /
Dukasaur wrote:Keep your cats in a lock-box.
The only one applicable doesn't fit. I wouldn't want to steal from that car anyways...
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:58 pm
by jonesthecurl
I fooled 'em. I never learned to drive.
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:26 pm
by Army of GOD
6. Don't own a car 7. Lock your god damn car
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:36 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
8. Was locked, not hard to get into an old car.
-TG
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:43 pm
by Army of GOD
9. Set up Home Alone style defenses in your car
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:44 pm
by The Voice
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:00 pm
by CBlake
The Voice wrote:
LOL!
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:13 pm
by notyou2
Why couldn't you get an alarm rigged up that instead of honking the horn and blinking the lights, the car says in a deep voice "Get away from the car motherfucker". If they marketed lots of different voices and sayings, the thieves would think there is a person nearby.
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:14 pm
by Viceroy63
Here is a vehicle burglar device that you may want to consider?
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:34 pm
by crispybits
The only solution is surely to arm all cars for self-defence
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:08 pm
by rdsrds2120
jonesthecurl wrote:I fooled 'em. I never learned to drive.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up just a second. Jonesy, it's high time you shift gears and learn.
BMO
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:32 pm
by jonesthecurl
Stick it.
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:41 pm
by rdsrds2120
I'm tired of these puns.They're exhausting.
BMO
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:43 pm
by Army of GOD
I swear to god I'm going to cut up the next person to post a pun
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:46 pm
by rdsrds2120
Army of GOD wrote:I swear to god I'm going to cut up the next person to post a pun
So not cool. Park it, mister.
BMO
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:47 pm
by Metsfanmax
Army of GOD wrote:I swear to god I'm going to cut up the next person to post a pun
You sound a little worked up. Perhaps some prune juice might help.
Re: Foolproof way to foil would be car-burglars.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:01 pm
by jonesthecurl
rdsrds2120 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I swear to god I'm going to cut up the next person to post a pun
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:16 pm
