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Posted: **Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:15 pm**

A Muslim, a illegal immigrant and a communist walk into a bar.....

The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President"

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:14 am**

jay_a2j wrote:A Muslim, a illegal immigrant and a communist walk into a bar.....

The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President"

ROTFLMFAO

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:47 am**

The past, present and future all walked into a bar.
It was tense.

I was going to dress up as a Republican for Halloween,
but I couldn't get my head up my ass.

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:01 am**

What do you call a boxing buffalo ?? Mike Bison.. What did Lassie the dog change her name to when she went Pro Boxig?? Mohamed Collie

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:18 am**

A Frenchman, the number 4 and a plastic kazoo walk into a bar...

the bartender looks at them and says "I've fucked seven cats"

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:07 am**

What's yellow and tastes like a banana? .. A banana

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:35 am**

What's invisible and smells like bananas? a monkey fart

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:52 am**

A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:29 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:12 pm**

I'm pretty sure that guy's a Persian, not a Mexican

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:24 pm**

what's black and slides down nelson's column?

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:19 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...

The creationist asks, "Hey man, do you think this is funny?" and the other guy replies, "Not at all, but what do I know? I'm an idiot."

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:43 pm**

There IS no other guy. Duh, that's the point of both jokes.

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:10 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:There IS no other guy. Duh, that's the point of both jokes.

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