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Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:28 pm
by saxitoxin
More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair -- part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries.

“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-1 ... ealth.html


At this rate, this vibrant species that is an important part of our ecosystem will be confined to France - what should be done?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:30 pm
by 2dimes
I'll need a plane and several billion dollars.

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:31 pm
by Army of GOD
I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:34 pm
by BigBallinStalin
We know so little of the consequences from intervening in our ecosystems; therefore, all pubic lice toxins and methods of elimination should be prohibited. It could be the case that pubic lice holds the cure to cancer. Well, in that case, let's freeze a few, and then resume exterminating this nuisance or resume exports to France. Gentlemen, our meeting is concluded.

I'll leave the next three posters with the Concluding Remarks.

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:45 pm
by Funkyterrance
Well I think it's a damn shame. How are you supposed to tell a really skanky person from a the rest of the population now? Used to be you could just keep an eye out for undue scratching.

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:52 pm
by CBlake
You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree ;)

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:55 pm
by Funkyterrance
CBlake wrote:You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree ;)

Confucius?

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:05 pm
by jonesthecurl
Army of GOD wrote:I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face



...smoking a small cigar.

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:07 pm
by Nola_Lifer
SAVE THE LICE!!!!! I LOVE CRABS!!!!!

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:11 pm
by CBlake
Funkyterrance wrote:
CBlake wrote:You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree ;)

Confucius?


CBlakecius

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:14 pm
by oVo
Lice are no issue
Contemporary worries
Vanishing beavers

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:30 pm
by notyou2
jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face



...smoking a small cigar.


I think that is the nose.