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Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:28 pm
by saxitoxin
More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair -- part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries.
“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and
you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-1 ... ealth.html
At this rate, this vibrant species that is an important part of our ecosystem will be confined to France - what should be done?

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:30 pm
by 2dimes
I'll need a plane and several billion dollars.
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:31 pm
by Army of GOD
I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:34 pm
by BigBallinStalin
We know so little of the consequences from intervening in our ecosystems; therefore, all pubic lice toxins and methods of elimination should be prohibited. It could be the case that pubic lice holds the cure to cancer. Well, in that case, let's freeze a few, and then resume exterminating this nuisance or resume exports to France. Gentlemen, our meeting is concluded.
I'll leave the next three posters with the Concluding Remarks.
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:45 pm
by Funkyterrance
Well I think it's a damn shame. How are you supposed to tell a really skanky person from a the rest of the population now? Used to be you could just keep an eye out for undue scratching.
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:52 pm
by CBlake
You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree

Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:55 pm
by Funkyterrance
CBlake wrote:You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree

Confucius?
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:05 pm
by jonesthecurl
Army of GOD wrote:I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face
...smoking a small cigar.
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:07 pm
by Nola_Lifer
SAVE THE LICE!!!!! I LOVE CRABS!!!!!
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:11 pm
by CBlake
Funkyterrance wrote:CBlake wrote:You know what they say.. The shorter the grass the taller the tree

Confucius?
CBlakecius
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:14 pm
by oVo
Lice are no issue
Contemporary worries
Vanishing beavers
Re: Pubic Lice Going Extinct

Posted:
Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:30 pm
by notyou2
jonesthecurl wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I make patterns with my pubic hair. Right now it looks like a smiley face
...smoking a small cigar.
I think that is the nose.