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Which OT regular whose IP flag shows a non-English speaking country posts with the prettiest English?

Qwert, hands down. He knows enough so that you know what he's trying to say most of the time. This makes his posts so much more lucid than someone attempting to be flowery in a second language.

Funkyterrance wrote:Qwert, hands down. He knows enough so that you know what he's trying to say most of the time. This makes his posts so much more lucid than someone attempting to be flowery in a second language.

Hmmm ... that's an interesting perspective.

IMO, the stuff that comes out of MeDeFe's mouth is so gorgeous I sometimes think about what it would be like to lean in very closely to his lips as he's speaking, just closely enough to feel the flow of his breath whisk gently across my cheek but then - suddenly - he pulls back, playfully, and giggles with a knowing glint in his eye. I also think highly of natty dread and Gillpig and the Frenchmen, and also nietzsche. I think they're all pretty good so I only voted once for MeDeFe because he has a special eloquence that is both commanding and yet unpresuming. He weaves word tapestries with his posts that are utterly intoxicating to me. Does anyone else get that feeling?

saxitoxin wrote:IMO, the stuff that comes out of MeDeFe's mouth is so gorgeous I sometimes think about what it would be like to lean in very closely to his lips as he's speaking, just closely enough to feel the flow of his breath whisk gently across my cheek but then - suddenly - he pulls back, playfully, and giggles with a knowing glint in his eye.

Who doesn't!?

As a survivor of the north Georgia mountains, I feel I can authoritatively state that MeDeFe has the prettiest mouth.

nietzsche's English is the equivalent of a shit that was put through a blender

Who would put a shit in a blender?

BigBallinStalin wrote:Who would put a shit in a blender?

Mexicans? Scat lovers? People from the Magic Bullet commercial?

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:Who would put a shit in a blender?

Mexicans? Scat lovers? People from the Magic Bullet commercial?

Is "blender" code for "mouth"?

notyou2 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:Who would put a shit in a blender?

Mexicans? Scat lovers? People from the Magic Bullet commercial?

Is "blender" code for "mouth"?

I think it's code for "post".

Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche's English is the equivalent of a shit that was put through a blender

Motherfucker.

At least people don't use me as an arm rest.

hey, that was from like when I was 8 and the guy was 3 years older than me too

Army of GOD wrote:hey, that was from like when I was 8 and the guy was 3 years older than me too

Sorry I wasn't paying attention but are you referring to your deflowering?

Army of GOD wrote:hey, that was from like when I was 8 and the guy was 3 years older than me too

What are you talking about? I was making a cliche joke for short people.