Conquer Club

Ok so we just started jamming last Thursday. I am an expert at killing seemingly descent bands so it shouldn't last long.

We need vocals. Link a tape and there could be an audition.

Edit: And it didn't.

I was thinking we should call it, "Just in Beaver." Apparently that's a gay sex doll. No that's not a problem unless we start going somewhere at which point there could be legal issues between us and some manufacturer in China.

Since you're genii, name us and I'll post a link to our band mix page after I make one. It will include horrible noises as soon as possible.

This is all very cool 2dimes but I think that sets that include Enter Sandman paired with the Justin Bieber reference is somehow incongruous?
Otherwise, MAZEL TOV!

That was coupled with talk of taking a beiber song and rocking it. Just so you're aware we're not into taking ourselves to seriously.

I think MAZEL TOV is trade marked.

2dimes wrote:I think MAZEL TOV is trade marked.

Hmm...

CHUTZPAH?
FERSHLUGINA?
MESHUGGINA?

Because you shouldn't have to pay for Jones love with your bones and your flesh.

2dimes wrote:Because you shouldn't have to pay for Jones love with your bones and your flesh.

Yeah, I only wish someone would tell him that. Owie.

Sorry, Hell is for Terrence.

I would consider it if the band was called Bare Midriff Baptisms.

What is it?

" Lust in Beaver"

jonesthecurl wrote:" Lust in Beaver"

"In Beaver we Trust"

x-raider wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:" Lust in Beaver"

"In Beaver we Trust"

"Beaverstruck"

"Big Beaves" and I'm in.

Camel Toe Beavers

Wide women in thong.

Assuming you were younger AND from China, for example....I always thought "Youth In Asia" would be an awesome name ;o) Get it? Huh?? lol

Can't wait to hear....damn dimey....you gots too many talents.....

What instrument do you play? In the band......

There was a band around here back when you could live off being in a crappy band like us going by "Youth In Asia" I think there's a CD by that name also. POD recording perhaps?

I play a 1985 Hamer Chapparal red metal flake bass and one of these.
http://www.music-man.com/instruments/ba ... ray-5.html
'cept eets fretless and translucent green with one of those pearloid pick guards. I have a black pick guard on order, not sure why it has not got here yet.

Come on creative people. Give us a cool name so we can make a page and look for a front person.

We don't want to be called, "There is no proof Homer wrote the Illiad."

Sweet.....

Dozer Hosers?

Canookie Nookie?

Great White Fookstix??

I got lotzo names...;o)

I like Canookie Nookie a little bit.

Anyways, I'm like the horseman of the musical apocolypse. Band breaker upper, destroyer of projects.

Hard to say what's going to happen, but so far we have cancelled two of three planned rehersals and now the guitarist is going to go work in Manatoba.

What about, Cukoo for Cocophony?

I changed the title. Don't be startled.

List of names, I'll run past the other guys if we get our guitarist back.
• Canookie Nookie
• Edith VanHalen

This Band Will Break Up

NSFW

I think we needed vocals before we could have been a band to break up but yeah..

crispybits wrote:NSFW

New South Freakin' Wales?

2dimes wrote:I think we needed vocals before we could have been a band to break up but yeah..

crispybits wrote:NSFW

New South Freakin' Wales?

I mean it as a name suggestion.

Ah, excellent conceptional direction but too long to be practical.

2dimes wrote:Ok so we just started jamming last Thursday. I am an expert at killing seemingly descent bands so it shouldn't last long.

We need vocals. Link a tape and there could be an audition.

I was thinking we should call it, "Just in Beaver." Apparently that's a gay sex doll. No that's not a problem unless we start going somewhere at which point there could be legal issues between us and some manufacturer in China.

Current set list.

• Hey Joe
• Enter Sandman
• Love Removal Machine

Since you're genii, name us and I'll post a link to our band mix page after I make one. It will include horrible noises as soon as possible.

Chicken Chokers