Sit down and I'll tell you something so utterly stupid that you will have no choice but to smack your forehead with your palm. If you volunteer, please refrain from asking where I get my stupid thoughts because the answer will always be: "It just comes to me"
Who's first?
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:39 pm
by Metsfanmax
From where do you get your stupid thoughts?
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:44 pm
by Funkyterrance
*leans back nice and comfy in squeaky leather chair of john9blue's office, sighs deeply and closes eyes, head leaning back slightly*
"Ok, hit me with it."
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:13 pm
by Funkyterrance
Did I kill this thread yet? I'd be happy to add this notch to my keyboard.
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:47 pm
by john9blue
Funkyterrance wrote:*leans back nice and comfy in squeaky leather chair of john9blue's office, sighs deeply and closes eyes, head leaning back slightly*
Metsfanmax wrote:From where do you get your stupid thoughts?
from ur mom
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:49 pm
by 2dimes
Is there any beer in this thread?
Re:
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:51 pm
by john9blue
2dimes wrote:Is there any beer in this thread?
I don't know what beer is, because I am stupid.
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:55 pm
by 2dimes
Aww, that's so sad.
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:44 am
by Army of GOD
why is Jasmine hotter than that ugly fish thing?
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:24 am
by x-raider
How can I make myself stopping dancing the macarena in the streets?
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:34 am
by MeDeFe
john9blue wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:*leans back nice and comfy in squeaky leather chair of john9blue's office, sighs deeply and closes eyes, head leaning back slightly*
John9blue, I really thought this would've been a great topic where you discuss, analyze, and debate the various merits of other topics currently into the Off Topics. But instead, it is just a parody topic. But I commend you nonetheless.
--Andy
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:19 pm
by Funkyterrance
Well, he said he was going to start a thread so people would notice him and I've got to credit him for his follow-through.
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:20 pm
by Metsfanmax
AndyDufresne wrote:John9blue, I really thought this would've been a great topic where you discuss, analyze, and debate the various merits of other topics currently into the Off Topics. But instead, it is just a parody topic. But I commend you nonetheless.
--Andy
Andy, you should have known better.
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:26 pm
by john9blue
Army of GOD wrote:why is Jasmine hotter than that ugly fish thing?
because nemo is male and jasmine is female
x-raider wrote:How can I make myself stopping dancing the macarena in the streets?
by stabbing yourself in the chest repeatedly
Metsfanmax wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:John9blue, I really thought this would've been a great topic where you discuss, analyze, and debate the various merits of other topics currently into the Off Topics. But instead, it is just a parody topic. But I commend you nonetheless.
--Andy
Andy, you should have known better.
that's the spirit, andy! you're better at this than i am.
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:27 pm
by notyou2
When will we make contact with the aliens?
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:33 pm
by Dukasaur
Where did your pony go?
Re: john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:28 pm
by john9blue
notyou2 wrote:When will we make contact with the aliens?
we already have. i saw a documentary about it a while ago by stanley kubrick.
Dukasaur wrote:Where did your pony go?
my pony has been places that you can't even imagine
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:36 pm
But I commend you nonetheless.
