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READ THESE RULES FIRST

On Tuesday, February 19, before you finally fall asleep and/or black out (nagerous), affirm to yourself you would like to visit the Dream Cheetah. Do not affirm you want the Dream Cheetah to visit you.

If you see the Dream Cheetah PM ME (DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD) what other OT regulars were with the Dream Cheetah at the time. I will then compare reports to determine if other people actually visited the Dream Cheetah (based on similar reports) or if they were imagining it.

In this thread you may post about your experiences seeing the Dream Cheetah provided you do not mention anyone by name until my survey is complete.

EDIT:

Attention, it has been brought to my attention that not everyone will be asleep at the same time on Tuesday. Without getting into an argument about the linear/non-linear nature of time, this experiment is now restricted to people living in a RED ZONE

This rule has been deleted since individual reports should be able to self-correct.

If I dream of Josey and the pussycats does it count?

I'm totally in.

Attention, it has been brought to my attention that not everyone will be asleep at the same time on Tuesday. Without getting into an argument about the linear/non-linear nature of time, this experiment is now restricted to people living in a RED ZONE:

This rule has been deleted since individual reports should be able to self-correct.

Also, I highly recommend you bring Dream Pepper Spray in case Xeno shows up.

I dreamed he gave me this Christmas ornament:

Dream Cheetah is for punks and vagabonds.

Real dreamers are visited by the Dream Four.

Army of GOD wrote:Dream Cheetah is for punks and vagabonds.

Real dreamers are visited by the Dream Four.

Cmon aog, what have you got against Carson?

Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?

Ok. I stated my intent to visit Dream Cheetah but it didn't happen.

Closest thing it was that I was witnessing some sort of Mayan Looper, there was a pit and out of the pit suddenly people appeared and there was a person waiting with a sort of machete to behead them, next to the pit there was some sort of central square with some sort of small marketplace, in the background a pyramid and walking at central square there was a white tiger.

nietzsche wrote:Ok. I stated my intent to visit Dream Cheetah but it didn't happen.

Closest thing it was that I was witnessing some sort of Mayan Looper, there was a pit and out of the pit suddenly people appeared and there was a person waiting with a sort of machete to behead them, next to the pit there was some sort of central square with some sort of small marketplace, in the background a pyramid and walking at central square there was a white tiger.

First, it sounds like you're just describing your neighborhood.

Second, the date is Tuesday, February 19.

neitsczschse is a sleepwalker

john9blue wrote:neitsczschse is a time traveling sleepwalker

There.

notyou2 wrote:Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?

Egwene would SO mind crush him in his dreams. Or the other way around. Which ever.

2dimes wrote:If I dream of Josey and the pussycats does it count?

Leave Jonesy out of this. It's AoG you want.

BMO

If you dream of me and pussycats, be aware I will be sneezing. This may or may not make the dream better for you, but keep the bastard creatures away from me if you want me to be a pleasant jonesey.

Does the Dream Cheetah sprinkle Cheetos dust on people to make them sleep?
If so, mysteries about an acquaintance's personal hygiene habits have been answered.

notyou2 wrote:Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?

The f*ck is that?

WHO ALL IS COMING TO THE DREAM CHEETAH MEET UP TOMORROW? I AM BRINGING BRAUTS.

I'm riding a custom chopper built by Saxi's cousin Frenchie.

saxitoxin wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?

The f*ck is that?

It's where your dreams come true.

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Leave Jonesy out of this. It's AoG you want.

BMO

jonesthecurl wrote:If you dream of me and pussycats, be aware I will be sneezing. This may or may not make the dream better for you, but keep the bastard creatures away from me if you want me to be a pleasant jonesey.

Well, he's not the real McCoy then is he?
http://www.tv.com/shows/josie-and-the-pussycats/

saxitoxin wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Saxi do you practice Tel'aran'rhiod?

The f*ck is that?

Google is your friend.

I will be attempting to make the journey tomorrow night. I will be in an expensive yacht.

This is your final reminder to visit the Dream Cheetah tonight. Who knows what magic and mayhem will happen? DON'T BE LEFT OUT.