Conquer Club

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/national/Border+agent+associated+with+organized+crime+ethics+officer/8062794/story.html

When will the Federal government realize that the Cheese tariff is the only thing stopping us from becoming the next world superpower?

We need another Boston Tea Party.

But with Cheese. And in Canada.

Here is a dramatization (thanks to Skyrim).




--Andy

These cheese smugglers are the scum of the earth. They should be given the traditional Canadian punishment of being pulled apart by rabid moose.

Canadian don't usually get upset about cheese tariffs except for the Quebecois and they can just be distracted by either a mime or a highly effeminate clown, see:



So, DoomYoshi - don't worry about it!

And, Baron - check out the clown!

Thank You,
Saxi!
(retained consultant - Dairy Farmers of Canada)

Saxi, nothing can distract my cheese fueled wrath. While clowns and mimes are nice, they are for happier times, when scum like these cheese smugglers don't threaten our way of life with cheap dodgy black market cheeses.

These are the same low lifes that would put shredded cheddar in a poutine instead of glorious squeaky cheese curds. sick bastards.

Actually, the cheese you bought within the past 3 months was supplied by these cheese smugglers. And the 'worse' thing is... you enjoyed that cheese.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Actually, the cheese you bought within the past 3 months was supplied by these cheese smugglers. And the 'worse' thing is... you enjoyed that cheese.

Impossible!

I only buy the smelliest cheeses from the smelliest of Frenchmen.

Ah, but such cheeses can easily be replicated by rubbing them in the smelliest of hobo armpits.

You, sir, have been duped!

I thought it was suspicious that they called it Super Dupe-r cheese.