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Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:38 pm
by CBlake
will I get it?

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:39 pm
by xeno
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:43 pm
by 2dimes
Have you told your mom that's what you want?

Re:

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:58 pm
by thegreekdog
2dimes wrote:Have you told Serbia's mom that's what you want?


Fixed.

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:00 pm
by saxitoxin
xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes


the tense is this exchange is extremely complex

it's only 16 words long but goes from future tense to past tense to present tense

+100 SaxBucks to CBlake
+100 SaxBucks to xeno

Re:

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:07 pm
by Gilligan
2dimes wrote:Have you told your mom that's what you want?


Do you think your mom will say yes?

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:07 pm
by CBlake
saxitoxin wrote:
xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes


the tense is this exchange is extremely complex

it's only 16 words long but goes from future tense to past tense to present tense

+100 SaxBucks to CBlake
+100 SaxBucks to xeno


Do these saxbucks have any cash value?

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:10 pm
by AndyDufresne
CBlake wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes


the tense is this exchange is extremely complex

it's only 16 words long but goes from future tense to past tense to present tense

+100 SaxBucks to CBlake
+100 SaxBucks to xeno


Do these saxbucks have any cash value?


I am pretty sure you can exchange SaxBucks for DPRK Won.


--Andy

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:30 pm
by nagerous
CBlake wrote:will I get it?


How much are you willing to pay?

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:38 pm
by betiko
was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:41 pm
by saxitoxin
betiko wrote:I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays.


You're French. You were probably having sex when you typed that.

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:42 pm
by /

There you go.

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:43 pm
by xeno
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:09 pm
by Nola_Lifer
xeno wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)




:lol: :lol: :lol: I got to meet you man. Fuckin killin it.

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:32 am
by CBlake
xeno wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)


I wanted to believe this xeno, but then I looked at your avatar...

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:27 am
by Shape
Is being a virgin minus internet points?

-Shape

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:32 am
by SaMejoHn
CBlake wrote:
xeno wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)


I wanted to believe this xeno, but then I looked at your avatar...
:lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D>

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:11 am
by patrickaa317
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?


xeno wrote:If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes

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actually xeno's "last night" was 3am in the morning of the same day, therefore it would have still been birthday sex for CBlake. Well I guess that is dependent on his time zone, though since he is from the US, it would have been 1am PST; so unless CBlake lives in HI or AK, it should have still been within the acceptable time range to count it as his b-day.

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:17 am
by Dukasaur
patrickaa317 wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?


xeno wrote:If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes



actually xeno's "last night" was 3am in the morning of the same day, therefore it would have still been birthday sex for CBlake. Well I guess that is dependent on his time zone, though since he is from the US, it would have been 1am PST; so unless CBlake lives in HI or AK, it should have still been within the acceptable time range to count it as his b-day.

You're working it too hard.

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:27 am
by Symmetry


Creepier every time I hear it.

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:41 pm
by ManBungalow
xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes

It doesn't count if she's half your age

Re: Birthday sex

PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:13 pm
by Lil_SlimShady
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