Conquer Club

Some people wrap their gifts, some people get all lame and give a gift bag, and still others don't give a damn and just give their gifts without covering them at all. What do you do? But more importantly, WHAT DID THOMAS JEFFERSON DO??

And if you are all cool and badass and never give gifts, please do not troll my tread - THIS IS ONLY ABOUT GIFT GIVERS. I will ask my communist mod friends to ban your tiny asses if you dare troll my thread. Thanks and God bless. 1st Kings 4:8

Look. In order to understand how Thomas Jefferson wrapped gifts, we must examine the historical context of those times. Given the constraints on the various prices for gift-wrapping, was Thomas Jefferson wrong to wrap his gifts in buffalo skin? Do animals even have rights?

Sounds like he didn't wrap it when he was givin' it to "Sally" Hemings. Know what I'm sayin'?

2dimes wrote:Sounds like he didn't wrap it when he was givin' it to "Sally" Hemings. Know what I'm sayin'?

Yes- that he deliberately impregnated a child he owned as as slave.

Oh, and didn't use a condom.

Symmetry wrote:

2dimes wrote:Sounds like he didn't wrap it when he was givin' it to "Sally" Hemings. Know what I'm sayin'?

Yes- that he deliberately impregnated a child he owned as as slave.

Oh, and didn't use a condom.

Do people often use a condom when deliberately trying to impregnate someone?

Symmetry wrote:

2dimes wrote:Sounds like he didn't wrap it when he was givin' it to "Sally" Hemings. Know what I'm sayin'?

Yes- that he deliberately impregnated a child he owned as as slave.

Oh, and didn't use a condom.

Do you know FOR SURE that he didn't use a condom, or is it at all possible that he used a sheep or buffalo-skin condom, but that condom broke?

Serbia wrote:And if you are all cool and badass and never give gifts, please do not troll my tread - THIS IS ONLY ABOUT GIFT GIVERS. I will ask my communist mod friends to ban your tiny asses if you dare troll my thread. Thanks and God bless. 1st Kings 4:8

I suppose a penis can be a gift, which means inquiring whether or not Thomas Jefferson wrapped it before giving it is still on topic. I like where this therrad is going. Twists and turns are always intriguing, and frequently induce horniness.

I'm wearing jeans and a thin hoodie, for full disclosure. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, MORE TALK ABOUT WRAPPING HABITS.

Wrap it before you smack it,

-Thomas Jefferson