Conquer Club

One last plug.
I do standup in this show.
I act in the play.
I wrote my own part.
There's lots of Jonesey in this show.
Tickets from smarttix.
Come and see it.
If you say you came to see me, I get more money.
It starts at 7pm.

Is that like saying there is a lot of Falstaff?

My staff is true.
And sizeable.

I've said it before, if you ever leave the east coast I'll try to catch a show.

This particular show has appeared in other cities (without me) - and may appear in others yet. So who knows?