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Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:44 pm**

Hey there. I am looking for a job where I can sit around and offer vapid commentary on society.

My previous accolades include:
Time's Person of the Year 2006

ABC News' Person of the Year 2004

Business 2.0's #1 on 50 People Who Matter Now 2006

Admittedly, I am a bit out of my glory days, but I am every bit as self-centered and vain as ever.

Thank you for reading this, unfortunately longer than 140 characters but not in an 18-Minute Ted Talk video, resume.

-Internet Patron

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:24 pm**

Is this a resume or a CV? I want to see you dance.

BMO

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:01 am**

Add your CC high score.

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:25 am**

you're so 2006 doom.

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:45 pm**

DoomYoshi wrote:Hey there. I am looking for a job where I can sit around and offer vapid commentary on society.

My previous accolades include:
Time's Person of the Year 2006

ABC News' Person of the Year 2004

Business 2.0's #1 on 50 People Who Matter Now 2006

Admittedly, I am a bit out of my glory days, but I am every bit as self-centered and vain as ever.

Thank you for reading this, unfortunately longer than 140 characters but not in an 18-Minute Ted Talk video, resume.

-Internet Patron

I followed your link and found this delicious juxtaposition:

The conflict in Iraq only got bloodier and more entrenched. A vicious skirmish erupted between Israel and Lebanon. A war dragged on in Sudan. A tin-pot dictator in North Korea got the Bomb, and the President of Iran wants to go nuclear too. Meanwhile nobody fixed global warming, and Sony didn't make enough PlayStation3s.
(See the top 10 video games of 2010.)

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic ... z2PdT9nqR5

Yup, the Top 10 video games of 2010: Iraq, Israel, Lebanon, Sudan........

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