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Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for ‘foul odor’

LOL

Bollocks.

Smell you later. 24 times over.

BMO

Pretty lame reason to send someone home from school what with all the punks, gearheads, etc, that don't even want to be there in the first place.
I had to go to school with kids who literally spelled of shit but guess what, I had to suck it up. Can't concentrate because of the smell? Please, what a bunch of spoiled crybabies.

You're from New England, so you're surrounded by Liberals who don't want the poor shitty ass smelly girl to feel bad.

In Tennessee, they're surrounded by Conservatives who don't want to smell that shit and send the poor shitty ass smelling girl home.

Just wash the poor kid. Obviously mom's not taking the hint.

Serbia wrote:You're from New England, so you're surrounded by Liberals who don't want the poor shitty ass smelly girl to feel bad.

In Tennessee, they're surrounded by Conservatives who don't want to smell that shit and send the poor shitty ass smelling girl home.

Yeah and I'm not sure what I am now but I think in retrospect it was the right decision. I had to learn tolerance at an early age.

2dimes wrote:Just wash the poor kid. Obviously mom's not taking the hint.

Ye, that could be a solution. Have some female teacher bring her to the locker room once a week.

My freshman year of college there was this kid who lived on my floor who literally smelled of the foulest odor I've ever encountered every day of the year. I don't understand how you can go so long smelling so bad.

Did you offer him a breath mint?

_sabotage_ wrote:Did you offer him a breath mint?

It would've been bearable if it were only his breath.

It might have given him the hint. You hand him the mint, eyeball him and say, here's a step in the right direction, friend. And raised an eyebrow.

Army of GOD wrote:My freshman year of college there was this kid who lived on my floor who literally smelled of the foulest odor I've ever encountered every day of the year. I don't understand how you can go so long smelling so bad.

Was he Korean?

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:My freshman year of college there was this kid who lived on my floor who literally smelled of the foulest odor I've ever encountered every day of the year. I don't understand how you can go so long smelling so bad.

Was he Korean?

Or maybe he was a zombie?

He was white, tall but very socially awkward, so it wasn't terribly surprising.

The worst was when you were taking a dump in the bathroom and then he went into the stall next to yours (you could smell his stench). His shits smelled almost as bad as he did.

Army of GOD wrote:He was white, tall but very socially awkward, so it wasn't terribly surprising.

The worst was when you were taking a dump in the bathroom and then he went into the stall next to yours (you could smell his stench). His shits smelled almost as bad as he did.

So you're saying he smelled worse than shit? That's shitty.

Bollocks.

Army of GOD wrote:He was white, tall but very socially awkward, so it wasn't terribly surprising.

The worst was when you were taking a dump in the bathroom and then he went into the stall next to yours (you could smell his stench). His shits smelled almost as bad as he did.

OH. B/C I knew a Korean guy once whose family owned a Korean restaurant and so he always smelled of kimchi. It was terrible, man. People thought he had bad hygiene but, apparently, he had exquisite hygiene.

Army of GOD wrote:My freshman year of college there was this kid who lived on my floor who literally smelled of the foulest odor I've ever encountered every day of the year. I don't understand how you can go so long smelling so bad.

I'm pretty sure there's one of those in every freshman dorm, I know there was one in mine. you could literally smell him down the hall.

saxitoxin wrote:OH. B/C I knew a Korean guy once whose family owned a Korean restaurant and so he always smelled of kimchi. It was terrible, man. People thought he had bad hygiene but, apparently, he had exquisite hygiene.

Define exquisite hygiene?

High colonic.

Funkyterrance wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:He was white, tall but very socially awkward, so it wasn't terribly surprising.

The worst was when you were taking a dump in the bathroom and then he went into the stall next to yours (you could smell his stench). His shits smelled almost as bad as he did.

OH. B/C I knew a Korean guy once whose family owned a Korean restaurant and so he always smelled of kimchi. It was terrible, man. People thought he had bad hygiene but, apparently, he had exquisite hygiene.

Define exquisite hygiene?

Every morning he would take a LUXURIOUS bath using a variety of French-milled soaps and rare luffa sponges.

I know because I happened to live just a few miles away from him and one time, for a few months, he accidentally left the curtain to the bathroom window open and I accidentally tripped and fell 120 consecutive times into the eyepiece of a high-powered telescope I had next to my own window and happened to be aimed that direction and then, while trying to stand up, I accidentally grabbed a Canon video camera for support and my hand hit the record switch and then I accidentally uploaded the footage to AmateurSax.com.*


* a website for aspiring jazz musicians

Crazyirishman wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:My freshman year of college there was this kid who lived on my floor who literally smelled of the foulest odor I've ever encountered every day of the year. I don't understand how you can go so long smelling so bad.

I'm pretty sure there's one of those in every freshman dorm, I know there was one in mine. you could literally smell him down the hall.

Mine too. Worse was the same guy had no qualms about masturbating wherever he felt the urge around the dorm. They had to put signs up warning people!

LOL my alcohol sloshing brain loves you saxi

Bollocks.

perchorin wrote:

Crazyirishman wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:My freshman year of college there was this kid who lived on my floor who literally smelled of the foulest odor I've ever encountered every day of the year. I don't understand how you can go so long smelling so bad.

I'm pretty sure there's one of those in every freshman dorm, I know there was one in mine. you could literally smell him down the hall.

Mine too. Worse was the same guy had no qualms about masturbating wherever he felt the urge around the dorm. They had to put signs up warning people!

We also had this weird Chinese kid that took his laptop into the bathroom to masturbate... you meet such interesting characters freshman year...

Pic of the sign?

Caution! Airborne ejaculate zone.

2dimes wrote:Pic of the sign?

Caution! Airborne ejaculate zone.

Sorry, this was 1994. The same year I used the internet for the first time!

perchorin wrote:

2dimes wrote:Pic of the sign?

Caution! Airborne ejaculate zone.

Sorry, this was 1994. The same year I used the internet for the first time!

It's POSSIBLE you're AoG's dad.

That doesn't mean it's LIKELY, just that it's biologically POSSIBLE.