Conquer Club

Which feat of strength should be used to decide the winner of the AoG/nietzsche vs. FT rivalry? Arm wrestling contest? Pissing contest? Who can hold their breath the longest?

Who should be the referee? Symmetry? BBS? RDS? TGD?

There's no ONE positive thing that Ft can beat me on.

What's FT?

Bollocks.

sex orgy

Army of GOD wrote:sex orgy

FT is a sex orgy?

I guess my vote goes to FT then.

Bollocks.

I'll film the sex orgy, but I need y'all to sign some papers without reading them of course.

The only ones that I ever sign are unread.

Arm wrestling pissing contest.

If BBS gets the rights to film, can I have the rights to distribution?


--Andy

ManBungalow wrote:Arm wrestling pissing contest.

We should throw in rock paper scissors with their available hands and make them have a thumb war while simultaneously arm wrestling with the very same hand... Also, to wrap it all up, they can have a pissing contest too.

Are there really any available hands in an arm wrestling pissing contest? I can't be sure, so luckily BBS is likely to film it for educational purposes.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:Are there really any available hands in an arm wrestling pissing contest? I can't be sure, so luckily BBS is likely to film it for educational purposes.


--Andy

Pfft, course there is. Do you NEED your hand to piss? Put a target below them and the more accurate pisser wins that part of the competition.

Something like this, but turned vertical instead of horizontal?




--Andy

Yes, but make the hole smaller and make it a Pinocchio instead of a clown so that they can play truth or truth with each other while they are doing all this. First person to tell three lies loses that part of the competition.

Bikini mud wrestling

The "last to post wins" game. That'll teach 'em.

BMO

Nietzsche would win at any contest.

We settle everything in New Zealand by a "boat race".

Lootifer wrote:We settle everything in New Zealand by a "boat race".

sex orgy was already suggested on page 1

try and keep up

nietzsche wrote:There's no ONE positive thing that Ft can beat me on.

Handsomeness, for one.


Symmetry should be the referee since he probably hates us all equally.

And pissing contest, that's not fair at all since aog's got the distinct advantage with his little whipper, he can change angles way faster.

Also, I request that Betiko's post be stricken from the record, that guy should be in the vs. FT field as well.

Honestly though, it's not really a rivalry per se. I've just made both of these guys look bad in the past and now they appear to be irreversibly blinded by hatred. To be fair they left themselves wide open. Besides, most stuff I've done as of late is in self-defense but even that's getting old.

ManBungalow wrote:Arm wrestling pissing contest.

Do you piss on your arms before or after the wrestling part?

Funkyterrance wrote:

nietzsche wrote:There's no ONE positive thing that Ft can beat me on.

Handsomeness, for one.


Symmetry should be the referee since he probably hates us all equally.

And pissing contest, that's not fair at all since aog's got the distinct advantage with his little whipper, he can change angles way faster.

Also, I request that Betiko's post be stricken from the record, that guy should be in the vs. FT field as well.

Honestly though, it's not really a rivalry per se. I've just made both of these guys look bad in the past and now they appear to be irreversibly blinded by hatred. To be fair they left themselves wide open. Besides, most stuff I've done as of late is in self-defense but even that's getting old.

hey just showing a little support to my sexually obsessed mexican friend here don't even know what your stuff is about!

Funkyterrance wrote:Symmetry should be the referee since he probably hates us all equally.

I prefer to say that I love you all equally.

Symmetry wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Symmetry should be the referee since he probably hates us all equally.

I prefer to say that I love you all equally.

Tough love?

2dimes wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Symmetry should be the referee since he probably hates us all equally.

I prefer to say that I love you all equally.

Tough love?

Meh, maybe.