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saxi only came twice yesterday

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:30 am
by Ace Rimmer
unacceptable

Re: saxi only came twice yesterday

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:44 am
by DoomYoshi
I blame the free market. With so much demand placed on Saxi to be a productive and competitive person, he just doesn't have enough time to ejaculate.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:01 am
by 2dimes
At his age cumming twice in one cycle of the moon is a feat.

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 1:13 pm
by Sackett58
2dimes wrote:At his age cumming twice in one cycle of the moon is a feat.



If Tony Randall can, saxi can.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:15 pm
by 2dimes
Of course, the frequency is lower because like everything else, when you age it takes longer to recover. Eventually you don't recover from something basic and you die.

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:10 pm
by saxitoxin
2dimes wrote:Of course, the frequency is lower because like everything else, when you age it takes longer to recover. Eventually you don't recover from something basic and you die.


HOW SAXI TIMES RECOVERY
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HOW BBS TIMES RECOVERY
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:31 pm
by 2dimes
Hmmmm. I don't know how long I need. But if those are accurate I'm some where between the two. So what's your daily max? I can for sure go twice still but at least once is manual.

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:49 am
by BigBallinStalin
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Of course, the frequency is lower because like everything else, when you age it takes longer to recover. Eventually you don't recover from something basic and you die.


HOW SAXI TIMES RECOVERY
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HOW BBS TIMES RECOVERY
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Re: saxi only came twice yesterday

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:34 am
by rdsrds2120
I guess it depends: is BBS wearing Dora-head?

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BMO

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:37 am
by 2dimes
I really got close to hitting the report button. Partially to see if you would get the message.

Eeeeek nipples!!!

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:38 am
by 2dimes
For the record I would like that rule changed but understand why we have it.

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:39 am
by rdsrds2120
2dimes wrote:I really got close to hitting the report button. Partially to see if you would get the message.

Eeeeek nipples!!!


They're male. You're...A-dora-ble.

BMO

Re: saxi only came twice yesterday

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:45 am
by BigBallinStalin
Males don't have nipples. Don't you understand?

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:56 am
by 2dimes
Unless there has been another change... The rule was specifically not gender specific.

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:28 am
by saxitoxin
2dimes wrote:Hmmmm. I don't know how long I need. But if those are accurate I'm some where between the two. So what's your daily max?


whatever 24 hours divided by 2 minutes is

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:42 am
by 2dimes
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Hmmmm. I don't know how long I need. But if those are accurate I'm some where between the two. So what's your daily max?


whatever 24 hours divided by 2 minutes is

720. Either very little ejaculate is involved per round here or your enlarged prostate is making your ass look fat.

Also there must have been a significant drowning hazard when you only fired twice that day.

Re: saxi only came twice yesterday

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 9:21 am
by Ace Rimmer
rdsrds2120 wrote:I guess it depends: is BBS wearing Dora-head?

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BMO


GODDAMNIT RDS! You promised to keep that between us :(

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 9:37 am
by 2dimes
2dimes wrote:Unless there has been another change... The rule was specifically not gender specific.

Ok, I hunted it down. Still don't know if they fixed it or I just did not actually read it/read it wrong. I'm pretty happy with it the way it actually is intended, so. Cool.

Now I know that, I wish I pulled the trigger on the report button so I'd look wrong and to see if Rd would have got to it first. :P

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:43 pm
by saxitoxin
2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Hmmmm. I don't know how long I need. But if those are accurate I'm some where between the two. So what's your daily max?


whatever 24 hours divided by 2 minutes is

720. Either very little ejaculate is involved per round here or your enlarged prostate is making your ass look fat.

Also there must have been a significant drowning hazard when you only fired twice that day.


DONT TRY TO BEDAZZLE ME WITH YOUR SCIENCE

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 1:30 pm
by 2dimes

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 1:38 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Hmmmm. I don't know how long I need. But if those are accurate I'm some where between the two. So what's your daily max?


whatever 24 hours divided by 2 minutes is


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